Kathy GRIFFIN's new geek boyfriend is WAY geeky

[UTUSN]

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http://www.nypost.com/seven/08182007/gossip/pagesix/pagesix_u.htm

Hot Date: Geek Meets D-list

OUR favorite comic, Kathy Griffin, dreams of "dating a rich man" - and she may finally get her wish. A friend of Griffin told Page Six that Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak surprised her by leaving a basket of doggie gifts backstage after her performance in Saratoga, Calif., last month. "Kathy's assistant contacted his assistant . . . they thought maybe it was a joke," dished the insider. "But it was true. He saw her perform and wanted to meet her." The unlikely pair are now trying to schedule a first date on which Wozniak will help the "Life on the D-List" star "figure out her iPhone." Our tipster added, "She wants him to send a private jet to pick her up." But be warned, Kathy! Another spy who has dated Wozniak in the past said, "He is a geek to the nth degree with an annoying sense of humor. He sets up Segway Polo matches for friends with his army of Segway scooters and is obsessed with bad practical jokes and lasers. At restaurants, he plays with patrons by shooting lasers on their foreheads or plates from across the room. Good times." We're sure Griffin can handle it.

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[deucemagnet]

1. "Kathy's assistant contacted his assistant . . . "

Hopeless romantics. :P

[SarahB]

2. I wish I could find him attractive (geek is usually a plus for me), but...

I can't quite. If he's good to her, I hope they're happy. :shrug:

[patricia92243]

10. Why, I think he is perfectly cute. I'll bet after her first husband stealing her money, she knows

what is important in life and if he will love her and be good to her, a little geekness will be very happily tolerated.

Good luck to Kathy.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

15. Oh my god...

That guy is an older version of a guy who stalked me in college....:scared:
Duckie

[I Have A Dream]

3. I don't think that I'd be flattered if someone gave me a basket of DOGGIE gifts!

:rofl:

[WolverineDG]

11. Obviously, he watches her show

& knows how important her dogs are to her. A prezzie for the pups is a good way in to her heart. :)

dg

[I Have A Dream]

12. Oh, OK. I don't watch her show, so I didn't know that. Makes more sense now!

Thanks!

:)

[mitchum]

4. Good! Maybe she'll quit working

[TommyO]

5. I hope not, I still want to see her live and in person.

[ronnykmarshall]

14. Love that woman.

She's a riot in person. I saw her a couple of years ago.

This is my favorite clip ....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNLIk-zT_jo

[AlCzervik]

17. she's wonderful live, i saw her in December and it was a great show.

it was 2 hours long and she is fantastic to her audience.

[ronnykmarshall]

13. Speak for yourself.

No one is forcing you to watch her show or see her in person.

I love Kathy.

[mitchum]

18. I'm happy for her; isn't it generally a good thing when one wishes...

that someone else no longer has to labor?
Sheesh

[terrya]

6. I thought she was happily married.

Am I missing something here? :shrug:

[bicentennial_baby]

7. She divorced Matt, after he stole a whole lotta money

from her.

[terrya]

8. Oh.

I guess I'm way behind here.

[Deja Q]

9. Segways aren't geeky. They're dorky and hedonstic.

:P

[tigereye]

16. aw, but Woz is so cool!

I hope it works out.

[Omphaloskepsis]

19. Woz is awesome..

His run-in with the Secret Service was hilarious.

http://www.woz.org/letters/general/78.html