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ohiosmith
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Wed Sep-05-07 03:25 PM Original message |
Post only the punchline to a joke. |
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KamaAina
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Wed Sep-05-07 03:26 PM Response to Original message |
1. "How many is a brazillion?" |
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ohiosmith
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Wed Sep-05-07 03:27 PM Response to Reply #1 |
4. That didn't take long at all. |
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LSK
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Wed Sep-05-07 03:30 PM Response to Reply #1 |
10. the 1st reply |
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XemaSab
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Wed Sep-05-07 03:26 PM Response to Original message |
2. My ass is still sore |
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ohiosmith
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Wed Sep-05-07 03:28 PM Response to Reply #2 |
5. : |
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eyepaddle
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Wed Sep-05-07 03:29 PM Response to Reply #2 |
7. could you pm the rest to me? |
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XemaSab
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Wed Sep-05-07 03:48 PM Response to Reply #7 |
31. Done |
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eyepaddle
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Wed Sep-05-07 03:50 PM Response to Reply #31 |
32. Oh my. |
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Dr. Strange
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Wed Sep-05-07 03:43 PM Response to Reply #2 |
26. Dad, I had sex with a teacher! |
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XemaSab
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Wed Sep-05-07 03:45 PM Response to Reply #26 |
29. That is the one |
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Dr. Strange
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Wed Sep-05-07 03:52 PM Response to Reply #29 |
33. Sigh...I love that joke! |
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flvegan
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Wed Sep-05-07 03:27 PM Response to Original message |
3. "But you see, you can keep the duck" |
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ohiosmith
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Wed Sep-05-07 03:28 PM Response to Reply #3 |
6. : |
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eyepaddle
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Wed Sep-05-07 03:30 PM Response to Reply #3 |
9. And you too, could you |
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flvegan
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Wed Sep-05-07 03:41 PM Response to Reply #9 |
23. Done! |
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eyepaddle
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Wed Sep-05-07 03:46 PM Response to Reply #23 |
30. Thanks! |
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redqueen
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Wed Sep-05-07 03:30 PM Response to Original message |
8. Poker? But I barely know her! |
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ohiosmith
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Wed Sep-05-07 03:30 PM Response to Reply #8 |
11. : |
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grasswire
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Wed Sep-05-07 03:32 PM Response to Original message |
12. "vinegar and water" (eom) |
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ohiosmith
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Wed Sep-05-07 03:33 PM Response to Reply #12 |
14. : |
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libodem
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Wed Sep-05-07 03:32 PM Response to Original message |
13. Son, |
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ohiosmith
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Wed Sep-05-07 03:34 PM Response to Reply #13 |
16. : |
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grasswire
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Wed Sep-05-07 03:34 PM Response to Original message |
15. "it could lead to dancing" |
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ohiosmith
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Wed Sep-05-07 03:34 PM Response to Reply #15 |
17. : |
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Oeditpus Rex
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Wed Sep-05-07 03:36 PM Response to Original message |
18. 'Plastics' |
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texas1928
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Wed Sep-05-07 03:36 PM Response to Original message |
19. Me winding watch. |
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LeftyMom
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Wed Sep-05-07 03:37 PM Response to Original message |
20. Graaaaaaiiiinsss! |
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BurtWorm
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Wed Sep-05-07 03:38 PM Response to Original message |
21. "Ghosts? I thought-a you said-a *goats!*" |
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mzteris
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Wed Sep-05-07 03:39 PM Response to Original message |
22. "that dog'll bite youuuuuuuu....!!! |
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Shakespeare
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Wed Sep-05-07 03:42 PM Response to Original message |
24. "Moo" |
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ohiosmith
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Wed Sep-05-07 03:43 PM Response to Reply #24 |
25. One of the all time greats. |
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SouthoftheBorderPaul
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Wed Sep-05-07 03:43 PM Response to Original message |
27. Try coughing now! |
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Dr. Strange
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Wed Sep-05-07 03:54 PM Response to Reply #27 |
35. She says: "Pepper." |
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SouthoftheBorderPaul
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Wed Sep-05-07 04:48 PM Response to Reply #35 |
42. Hmmm..... |
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JTG of the PRB
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Wed Sep-05-07 03:44 PM Response to Original message |
28. "What is this, a joke?" |
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Gormy Cuss
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Wed Sep-05-07 03:52 PM Response to Original message |
34. The koala tea of Mersey is not strained. |
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zabet
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Wed Sep-05-07 04:15 PM Response to Original message |
36. "No, I am a frayed knot." |
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NMDemDist2
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Wed Sep-05-07 04:22 PM Response to Reply #36 |
38. i love the 'frayed knot' joke for some reason |
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zabet
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Wed Sep-05-07 05:50 PM Response to Reply #38 |
51. It cracks me up!! |
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NMDemDist2
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Wed Sep-05-07 06:05 PM Response to Reply #51 |
52. speaking of potato jokes.... |
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NMDemDist2
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Wed Sep-05-07 04:21 PM Response to Original message |
37. as soon as he figures out he can't f#@k it, he'll play it. |
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NMDemDist2
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Wed Sep-05-07 04:23 PM Response to Original message |
39. "Cuz they're only held together with one screw" n/t |
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Lethe
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Wed Sep-05-07 04:45 PM Response to Original message |
40. You got a drink named Steve? |
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JustABozoOnThisBus
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Wed Sep-05-07 04:48 PM Response to Original message |
41. "Loose shoes, ..." |
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jgraz
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Wed Sep-05-07 04:50 PM Response to Original message |
43. Rectum? It damn near killed 'im! |
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Beaverhausen
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Wed Sep-05-07 04:51 PM Response to Original message |
44. "I can clearly see your nuts" |
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Critters2
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Wed Sep-05-07 04:51 PM Response to Original message |
45. "You can negotiatie with a terrorist." |
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SteppingRazor
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Wed Sep-05-07 04:52 PM Response to Original message |
46. "You think I wished for an 18-inch pianist?" n/t |
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Beaverhausen
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Wed Sep-05-07 04:53 PM Response to Original message |
47. "I believe it's pronounced "quiche", Mr. President." |
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pokerfan
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Wed Sep-05-07 04:56 PM Response to Original message |
48. "The Aristocrats!" |
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JVS
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Wed Sep-05-07 09:41 PM Response to Reply #48 |
90. Gilbert Gottfried tells it |
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pokerfan
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Wed Sep-05-07 10:14 PM Response to Reply #90 |
91. A mime performing The Aristocrats |
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JVS
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Wed Sep-05-07 11:59 PM Response to Reply #91 |
96. BEST MIME EVER! |
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nickgutierrez
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Fri Sep-07-07 12:46 AM Response to Reply #91 |
109. !!! |
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ironflange
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Wed Sep-05-07 05:35 PM Response to Original message |
49. The other penguin says. . . |
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Greyskye
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Wed Sep-05-07 05:35 PM Response to Original message |
50. it quacks up! |
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philosophie_en_rose
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Wed Sep-05-07 06:05 PM Response to Original message |
53. pistachio! |
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JVS
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Wed Sep-05-07 06:06 PM Response to Original message |
54. "We've eaten too! Somebody kept throwing ears of buttered corn out of that window up there" |
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ohiosmith
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Wed Sep-05-07 06:07 PM Response to Reply #54 |
56. Oh man. |
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JVS
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Wed Sep-05-07 06:07 PM Response to Reply #56 |
57. LOL! |
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Cabcere
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Wed Sep-05-07 06:06 PM Response to Original message |
55. "Got any nails?" (n/t) |
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cloudbase
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Wed Sep-05-07 06:16 PM Response to Original message |
58. Don't tell me you've got a set of golf clubs in there! |
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NC_Nurse
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Wed Sep-05-07 06:29 PM Response to Original message |
59. A nervous wreck. |
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av8rdave
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Wed Sep-05-07 06:30 PM Response to Original message |
60. Never did find her head |
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Ron Green
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Wed Sep-05-07 06:34 PM Response to Original message |
61. "You'll have to point it out to me, Lady, all these Japanese cars |
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BrotherBuzz
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Wed Sep-05-07 06:36 PM Response to Original message |
62. “Yes, but this one’s eating my popcorn!” |
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davsand
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Wed Sep-05-07 06:43 PM Response to Original message |
63. It took TWO WEEKS to clean up the Senior Center!! n/t |
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Bennyboy
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Wed Sep-05-07 06:44 PM Response to Original message |
64. No, but his face sure rings a bell! |
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Bennyboy
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Wed Sep-05-07 06:45 PM Response to Reply #64 |
65. No, but he's a dead ringer for the guy yesterday! |
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Hugin
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Wed Sep-05-07 06:47 PM Response to Original message |
66. "Ha! Ha! If you think this is funny, you should've seen the monkey trying to put the cork back in." |
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Hugin
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Wed Sep-05-07 06:50 PM Response to Original message |
67. "Headline: Nakkid Man Killed By Freight Train" |
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VenusRising
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Wed Sep-05-07 06:50 PM Response to Original message |
68. "And that's the motherfucker that killed my frog!" |
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Hugin
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Wed Sep-05-07 06:55 PM Response to Original message |
69. "You tighten the wall nuts." |
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Hugin
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Wed Sep-05-07 06:55 PM Response to Original message |
70. "Art" |
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Hugin
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Wed Sep-05-07 06:56 PM Response to Original message |
71. "Bob" |
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mitchum
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Wed Sep-05-07 07:00 PM Response to Original message |
72. Me too; mine's as big as a house! |
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Hugin
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Wed Sep-05-07 07:06 PM Response to Original message |
73. "Trust me... The box says we can go swimming, horseback riding, sailing and play tennis." |
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Burma Jones
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Wed Sep-05-07 07:20 PM Response to Original message |
74. Yeah, and it's deep too.......... |
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EstimatedProphet
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Wed Sep-05-07 07:22 PM Response to Original message |
75. And the doctor said, "He's blind." |
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Hugin
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Wed Sep-05-07 07:24 PM Response to Original message |
76. "Doc, I've been chewing three of these a day like you said, but, the Wife's pregnant again." |
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pokerfan
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Wed Sep-05-07 07:56 PM Response to Original message |
77. "Well Dad, it's just that her little arms get so tired." |
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yellowdogintexas
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Wed Sep-05-07 08:20 PM Response to Original message |
78. "Abscess makes the Fart go Honda " nt |
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Xipe Totec
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Wed Sep-05-07 08:27 PM Response to Reply #78 |
80. Absynth makes the tart grow fonder n/t |
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yellowdogintexas
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Wed Sep-05-07 08:41 PM Response to Reply #80 |
82. I defintely think we may need to trade shaggy dog stories, here! nt |
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Xipe Totec
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Wed Sep-05-07 08:26 PM Response to Original message |
79. I said WALK the dog, not WOK the dog! n/t |
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lizziegrace
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Wed Sep-05-07 08:28 PM Response to Original message |
81. "That's okay. We're not allowed in Kroger either." n/t |
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volstork
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Wed Sep-05-07 08:41 PM Response to Original message |
83. No, you idiot! I said "POSSE!" |
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Twillig
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Wed Sep-05-07 08:54 PM Response to Original message |
84. "it's only ice cream." |
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rurallib
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Wed Sep-05-07 09:20 PM Response to Original message |
85. "We usually ride the camel into town" |
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OPERATIONMINDCRIME
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Wed Sep-05-07 09:24 PM Response to Original message |
86. "So The Genie Cut His Legs Off" |
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TK421
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Wed Sep-05-07 09:27 PM Response to Original message |
87. "But sir...the woman only has two lips"! |
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Wed Sep-05-07 09:32 PM Response to Original message |
88. "...and with those prices, you won't get many more in here, either" |
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jeff30997
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Wed Sep-05-07 09:35 PM Response to Original message |
89. ..and the guy puked like crazy!!! |
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JanMichael
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Wed Sep-05-07 10:23 PM Response to Original message |
92. Breathe in breathe out. |
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talidapali
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Wed Sep-05-07 10:40 PM Response to Original message |
93. ~ |
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BreweryYardRat
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Wed Sep-05-07 11:20 PM Response to Original message |
94. "Wear whatever you want, it's just gonna be the two of us." |
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Tsiyu
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Wed Sep-05-07 11:32 PM Response to Original message |
95. I'm back in Willy Nelson's beard! n/t |
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DarkTirade
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Thu Sep-06-07 01:36 AM Response to Original message |
97. "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." |
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MrScorpio
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Thu Sep-06-07 01:50 AM Response to Original message |
98. "You're it" |
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Hardrada
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Thu Sep-06-07 02:48 AM Response to Original message |
99. If I walked like that, I'd need some talcum powder. |
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Hardrada
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Thu Sep-06-07 02:49 AM Response to Original message |
100. This time you beat the bushes and I'll shit on the pigeons. |
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krispos42
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Thu Sep-06-07 03:00 AM Response to Original message |
101. "As for you, Broken Condom..." n/t |
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krispos42
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Thu Sep-06-07 03:05 AM Response to Original message |
102. "And the second time, I showed him!" n/t |
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sanguinivorous
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Thu Sep-06-07 05:03 AM Response to Original message |
103. You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork. |
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DarkTirade
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Thu Sep-06-07 08:24 AM Response to Reply #103 |
107. Oh come on, that's just wrong... |
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sanguinivorous
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Fri Sep-07-07 04:48 AM Response to Reply #107 |
112. He just asked for the punchline to a joke... |
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JVS
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Thu Sep-06-07 11:50 PM Response to Reply #103 |
108. sweet |
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peacefreak
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Thu Sep-06-07 05:57 AM Response to Original message |
104. It's a knick-knack Patty Mack, |
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radfringe
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Thu Sep-06-07 07:45 AM Response to Original message |
105. breath in - breath out |
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Hugin
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Thu Sep-06-07 08:23 AM Response to Original message |
106. "Mat" |
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bridgit
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Fri Sep-07-07 12:53 AM Response to Original message |
110. "I need to see what they'll look like on the floor cause that's where they'll end up anyhow." |
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ashling
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Fri Sep-07-07 12:58 AM Response to Original message |
111. ! |
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