A limerick for Senator Craig

[racaulk]

The cop flashed his badge with a smile,
But old Larry was skilled in denial.
He served in the Congress,
Opposing all progress,
And plead guilty, avoiding a trial.

:rofl:

I started a thread like this for Senator Vitter and it turned out to be quite fun! Feel free to add your own. :)

[Pierre.Suave]

1. HAHA

that is awesome, did you do this on your own?

[racaulk]

3. No, I wish I could claim credit for that one.

I found it online, and couldn't resist posting it here.

:rofl:

[regularguy]

2. Oh why oh why can't I resist these threads?!?!?!

The Senator said no, no
I was not looking to blow
an anonymous dude
that would be so rude
I just have tourettes of the toe

[racaulk]

4. LOL

Nicely done! :thumbsup:

:rofl:

[racaulk]

5. For those who missed the Senator Vitter thread...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=6729350

There are some pretty good laughs in there! :rofl:

[racaulk]

6. Here's another one

The congressman caught in the potty
By his stall-mate, the cop (What a Hottie!)
He should have just shit
That old hypocrite
He once said Bill Clinton was naughty!

Seen here: http://www.islandnomad.com/larrycraig/larryCraigBlog.php

:rofl:

[SacredCow]

7. My entry....

"I'd love to stroke a nice peter,"
thought the pompous republican leader.
So down go my pants
as I show off my wide stance,
"Why don't you believe I'm a breeder?"

[racaulk]

9. Damn that's funny!!!

Nicely done!

:spray:

[SacredCow]

12. Thanks....

I was going to use another verb besides "stroke," but didn't want to get the thread locked!

Cheers :toast:

[racaulk]

14. Aw Gawd, I would have been in the floor if you had done that!!!

:rofl:

And :toast: back atcha! :hi:

[CottonBear]

11. ROFL! Any thing with the phrase "wide stance" crack me up!

:rofl:

[Aristus]

8. My turn:

Craig stumped in pursuit of the mores
But behind airport bathroom stall doors
He dropped down his pants
And affected wide stance
And hoped that his "mark" dropped HIS drawers

What fun! :rofl:

[racaulk]

10. LOL

That's good! Don't stop now, keep 'em coming! :rofl:

[cabbage08]

13. awesome

[racaulk]

15. kicking

Just because I thought this thread would get more replies...

:shrug: