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LeftyMom
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Sat Sep-08-07 04:53 PM Original message |
Okay, what's the latest on what I can and can't bring on an airplane these days? |
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Kutjara
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Sat Sep-08-07 04:58 PM Response to Original message |
1. Here's a link to the relevant Stasi website: |
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lost-in-nj
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Sat Sep-08-07 05:06 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. Darn it |
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Darth_Kitten
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Sat Sep-08-07 09:37 PM Response to Reply #2 |
33. My catapult and bikini wax will just have to stay home I guess. |
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LeftyMom
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Sat Sep-08-07 09:46 PM Response to Reply #33 |
35. posing for a boris valejo calendar? |
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LeftyMom
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Sat Sep-08-07 05:07 PM Response to Reply #1 |
3. Shit. |
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KitchenWitch
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Sun Sep-09-07 12:45 AM Response to Reply #1 |
50. Can I bring my Trebuchet? |
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pitohui
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Sat Sep-08-07 05:16 PM Response to Original message |
4. sorry the kip hawley baggies are still being enforced |
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gratuitous
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Sat Sep-08-07 05:22 PM Response to Original message |
5. Everybody flies nekkid |
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mainegreen
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Sat Sep-08-07 05:38 PM Response to Original message |
6. flvegan. I hear he tends to cause planes to not go where there supposed to. |
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LeftyMom
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Sat Sep-08-07 06:12 PM Response to Reply #6 |
9. Yeah, but I wouldn't have to worry about Security Agent McGrabbyhands. |
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jmowreader
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Sat Sep-08-07 05:39 PM Response to Original message |
7. Don't bring ANYTHING with you! |
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LeftyMom
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Sat Sep-08-07 06:13 PM Response to Reply #7 |
10. I'm considering it. |
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jmowreader
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Sat Sep-08-07 07:31 PM Response to Reply #10 |
18. Not THIS hummus |
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pitohui
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Sat Sep-08-07 10:04 PM Response to Reply #7 |
36. that's way too expensive in time and money |
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Critters2
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Sat Sep-08-07 11:23 PM Response to Reply #7 |
43. Yeah, but if you fly with too little luggage |
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pitohui
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Sat Sep-08-07 11:35 PM Response to Reply #43 |
46. crutters, i HAVE been question for having too little luggage on return flight but it was quick |
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LostinVA
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Sat Sep-08-07 05:45 PM Response to Original message |
8. Remember to take the batteries out of your |
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LeftyMom
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Sat Sep-08-07 06:14 PM Response to Reply #8 |
11. You nervous yet? |
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LostinVA
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Sat Sep-08-07 08:19 PM Response to Reply #11 |
19. Yeah -- but we've also been too busy to be really nervous |
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treestar
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Sun Sep-09-07 03:17 PM Response to Reply #8 |
58. Can you bring a gameboy on to play on during the flight? |
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YellowRubberDuckie
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Sat Sep-08-07 06:34 PM Response to Original message |
12. Can't you buy shampoo when you get there? |
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LeftyMom
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Sat Sep-08-07 06:37 PM Response to Reply #12 |
13. Finding vegan toiletries that I'm not allergic to is a tremendous pain in the ass. |
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YellowRubberDuckie
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Sat Sep-08-07 06:38 PM Response to Reply #13 |
14. I understand... |
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LeftyMom
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Sat Sep-08-07 06:51 PM Response to Reply #14 |
17. I might check a small bag instead. |
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DS1
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Sat Sep-08-07 06:39 PM Response to Original message |
15. Tofu might look like C4 to some people |
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LeftyMom
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Sat Sep-08-07 06:46 PM Response to Reply #15 |
16. There goes my tofu wired to an alarm clock dinner idea. nt |
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GOPisEvil
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Sat Sep-08-07 08:22 PM Response to Original message |
20. I do have a suggestion if this location is one to where you will return frequently. |
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LeftyMom
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Sat Sep-08-07 08:34 PM Response to Reply #20 |
23. Nah, nothing like that. |
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MnFats
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Sat Sep-08-07 08:23 PM Response to Original message |
21. does this rule out my Swiss Army knife? |
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LeftyMom
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Sat Sep-08-07 08:35 PM Response to Reply #21 |
24. yeah, they're both verboten nt |
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Crazy Dave
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Sat Sep-08-07 08:24 PM Response to Original message |
22. Well...not that 8-track tapes are still around |
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TheFriendlyAnarchist
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Sat Sep-08-07 08:36 PM Response to Original message |
25. You can drink most explosives anyway without any instant effects. |
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datasuspect
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Sat Sep-08-07 08:36 PM Response to Original message |
26. canisters of sarin gas |
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havocmom
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Sat Sep-08-07 08:38 PM Response to Original message |
27. Fly naked. Carry your papers. Show your receipts |
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DarkTirade
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Sat Sep-08-07 09:03 PM Response to Original message |
28. You're not even allowed to bring yourself on the plane |
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LeftyMom
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Sat Sep-08-07 09:05 PM Response to Reply #28 |
30. Trust me, I know that. |
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DarkTirade
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Sat Sep-08-07 09:29 PM Response to Reply #30 |
31. My name is a very UKish name with an irish last name |
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Danger Mouse
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Sat Sep-08-07 09:03 PM Response to Original message |
29. Seems like you can't bring much of anything these days. |
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Kali
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Sat Sep-08-07 09:37 PM Response to Original message |
32. pour some of the shampoo out of the bottle and then squeeze a LITTLE of the air |
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LeftyMom
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Sat Sep-08-07 09:45 PM Response to Reply #32 |
34. Well, to be fair, my suitcase did look like it was run over by Hummers with snow tires on. |
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LynneSin
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Sat Sep-08-07 10:08 PM Response to Original message |
37. These says I think you have to strip naked and subject to full cavity search |
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Gormy Cuss
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Sat Sep-08-07 10:15 PM Response to Original message |
38. No pit bulls. |
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krispos42
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Sat Sep-08-07 10:29 PM Response to Original message |
39. Just go naked |
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revkat
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Sat Sep-08-07 11:04 PM Response to Original message |
40. multiple bottles |
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Kutjara
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Sat Sep-08-07 11:15 PM Original message |
You're not supposed to have any more than one bottle of a single substance... |
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pitohui
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Sat Sep-08-07 11:38 PM Response to Original message |
48. that isn't correct |
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Kutjara
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Sun Sep-09-07 12:57 AM Response to Reply #48 |
51. You're right. I was told that by a security bod at LAX last year... |
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pitohui
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Sun Sep-09-07 01:01 AM Response to Reply #51 |
52. there are a LOT of misinformed TSA flunkies this time of century |
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eyesroll
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Sun Sep-09-07 07:54 AM Response to Reply #51 |
53. How would they even know? |
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Kutjara
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Sun Sep-09-07 01:48 PM Response to Reply #53 |
55. Well, I had a shampoo and a shower gel... |
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gate of the sun
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Sat Sep-08-07 11:13 PM Response to Original message |
41. no vibrators |
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Xipe Totec
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Sat Sep-08-07 11:15 PM Response to Original message |
42. Don't wear a short skirt |
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Critters2
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Sat Sep-08-07 11:29 PM Response to Original message |
44. There's what they call the 3-1-1 rule: |
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LeftyMom
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Sat Sep-08-07 11:35 PM Response to Reply #44 |
45. I used to be able to use bwc, now it gives me the scalp drama. Lately I stick with earthscience. |
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Critters2
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Sat Sep-08-07 11:38 PM Response to Reply #45 |
47. I understand. I had scalp problems in college, |
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grace0418
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Sun Sep-09-07 12:44 AM Response to Reply #45 |
49. It's however many 3 oz. bottles you can fit into the quart bag. Can you just |
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MissMillie
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Sun Sep-09-07 08:26 AM Response to Original message |
54. if you're going on vacation |
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billyskank
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Sun Sep-09-07 01:50 PM Response to Original message |
56. You cannot take anything at all. You have to get on board naked. |
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leeroysphitz
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Sun Sep-09-07 02:48 PM Response to Original message |
57. Cigarette lighters are ok again but bombs and guns are still frowned upon. |
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Seabiscuit
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Sun Sep-09-07 04:48 PM Response to Original message |
59. Matchbooks but no bottled breastmilk. |
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LeftyMom
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Sun Sep-09-07 04:58 PM Response to Reply #59 |
60. Boobie milk is okay, per the TSA link. |
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