Hey, now! I smell butt!

[TXlib]

Specifically, cat butt!

Every night, when I sit on the couch to watch TV, on of our cats curls up on the armrest or headrest.

I smell butt.

I sniff the fabric near me to see if the cat wiped his fuzzy butt with the couch. Negative.

I still smell butt.

I sniff all over the couch, looking for the spot where the cat scooted his butt over the couch. Still negative.

Then I realize the cat is giggling like a madman at me.

It's not just dogs and guys... apparently, cats think farts are funny, too.

[Jack_Dawson]

1. TMI?

[GOPisEvil]

2. Your wife needs to get back home STAT!

If only to de-butt the sofa...

[radwriter0555]

3. FABREEZE.

Works.