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eeyore
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Wed Sep-12-07 11:31 AM Original message |
I'm trapped in the jury duty room! What can I say to get dismissed??? |
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Brigid
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Wed Sep-12-07 11:38 AM Response to Original message |
1. Try foaming at the mouth. |
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eeyore
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Wed Sep-12-07 11:41 AM Response to Reply #1 |
4. No saliva from too much coffee. |
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Fire Walk With Me
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Wed Sep-12-07 11:39 AM Response to Original message |
2. Murmur "blood...blood...blood..." |
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BrotherBuzz
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Wed Sep-12-07 11:40 AM Response to Original message |
3. You needed to wear a shoty ill fitting brown suit with mothballs in the pocket |
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Deep13
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Wed Sep-12-07 11:42 AM Response to Original message |
5. As someone who supports and believes in the jury system,... |
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dolo amber
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Wed Sep-12-07 11:42 AM Response to Original message |
6. Just keep yelling "HEZBOLLAH!!!" |
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Brigid
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Wed Sep-12-07 11:45 AM Response to Reply #6 |
8. Or "Allah Akhbar!" |
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eeyore
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Wed Sep-12-07 11:46 AM Response to Reply #6 |
9. Ooooh, that's good! |
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mainegreen
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Wed Sep-12-07 11:44 AM Original message |
Masturbate? |
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eeyore
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Wed Sep-12-07 11:48 AM Response to Original message |
13. I could just look at pantiless celebrity photos all afternoon! |
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tuckessee
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Wed Sep-12-07 11:44 AM Response to Original message |
7. Tell 'em you believe in Jury Nullification. n/t |
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Lionel Mandrake
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Thu Sep-13-07 01:47 AM Response to Reply #7 |
62. Better yet, hand out leaflets about jury nullification to the other jurors. |
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JTG of the PRB
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Wed Sep-12-07 11:46 AM Response to Original message |
10. Just say you're biased against all races. |
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DS1
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Wed Sep-12-07 11:47 AM Response to Original message |
11. read timecube.com aloud |
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jobycom
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Wed Sep-12-07 11:47 AM Response to Original message |
12. Try emphasizing that you are a rational, caring person who believe in justice |
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eeyore
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Wed Sep-12-07 11:51 AM Response to Reply #12 |
15. Oh, man. I really do hope I get called. |
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edbermac
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Wed Sep-12-07 11:48 AM Response to Original message |
14. Take off all your clothes and jump in the judge's lap. |
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eeyore
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Wed Sep-12-07 11:53 AM Response to Reply #14 |
17. Ah, yes...I see where you're headed. WWBHD! |
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texas1928
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Wed Sep-12-07 11:52 AM Response to Original message |
16. This might work. |
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krispos42
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Wed Sep-12-07 12:54 PM Response to Reply #16 |
41. ROTFLMAO!!!!! |
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otherlander
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Wed Sep-12-07 08:46 PM Response to Reply #16 |
55. . |
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lligrd
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Wed Sep-12-07 11:51 PM Response to Reply #16 |
59. Start Quoting The Bible - Mathew 7 |
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Lex
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Wed Sep-12-07 11:54 AM Response to Original message |
18. Just say, "Screw the constitution. I don't want to serve |
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eeyore
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Wed Sep-12-07 11:58 AM Response to Reply #18 |
20. I wanna serve soooo bad right now! |
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Deep13
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Wed Sep-12-07 12:10 PM Response to Reply #20 |
23. Ah, I see. |
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swag
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Wed Sep-12-07 11:56 AM Response to Original message |
19. Oh lord, are you in that smelly Multnomah County jury room? |
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eeyore
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Wed Sep-12-07 12:02 PM Response to Reply #19 |
21. Ding! Ding! Ding! |
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swag
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Wed Sep-12-07 12:17 PM Response to Reply #21 |
27. Man, |
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eeyore
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Wed Sep-12-07 12:22 PM Response to Reply #27 |
29. Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! |
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Starbucks Anarchist
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Wed Sep-12-07 12:26 PM Response to Reply #21 |
32. You ARE the juror! |
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WilliamPitt
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Wed Sep-12-07 12:07 PM Response to Original message |
22. If you're cool with shirking your duty as a citizen, you'll figure something out. |
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eeyore
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Wed Sep-12-07 12:20 PM Response to Reply #22 |
28. Aw, shit, man! Of course I want to serve. |
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WilliamPitt
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Wed Sep-12-07 12:24 PM Response to Reply #28 |
30. Or the test signal. |
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CottonBear
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Wed Sep-12-07 01:03 PM Response to Reply #28 |
43. Do you have ear plugs? How about tissue or cotton balls? |
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mikeytherat
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Wed Sep-12-07 12:11 PM Response to Original message |
24. How to Get Out of Jury Duty |
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eeyore
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Wed Sep-12-07 12:25 PM Response to Reply #24 |
31. Maybe a creepy clown costume! |
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Kali
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Wed Sep-12-07 12:11 PM Response to Original message |
25. Voting and jury duty are pretty much all this country asks from its citizens |
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eeyore
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Wed Sep-12-07 12:29 PM Response to Reply #25 |
34. I don't really want out... |
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Kali
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Wed Sep-12-07 12:37 PM Response to Reply #34 |
36. I did sort of get that when I went back to read the rest of the thread |
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eeyore
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Wed Sep-12-07 12:45 PM Response to Reply #36 |
38. Yeah, I do think it would be really fascinating. |
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Kutjara
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Wed Sep-12-07 08:27 PM Response to Reply #25 |
52. Well, voting, jury duty and paying taxes to a regime that uses the money... |
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AngryAmish
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Wed Sep-12-07 12:13 PM Response to Original message |
26. edited away because I was wrong -- sorry!! |
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madinmaryland
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Wed Sep-12-07 12:27 PM Response to Original message |
33. Why do you hate America?? |
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eeyore
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Wed Sep-12-07 12:33 PM Response to Reply #33 |
35. Oh, I loooove America! |
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av8rdave
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Wed Sep-12-07 12:39 PM Response to Original message |
37. Simple...tell them you've been waiting for this day for a LONG time... |
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AllegroRondo
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Wed Sep-12-07 12:48 PM Response to Original message |
39. As George Carlin once said |
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meegbear
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Wed Sep-12-07 12:49 PM Response to Original message |
40. Dismissed??? |
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krispos42
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Wed Sep-12-07 12:58 PM Response to Original message |
42. Put your webcam on your laptop's screen |
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Deep13
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Wed Sep-12-07 01:17 PM Response to Original message |
44. It might be for a civil case. Never can tell. nt |
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Kutjara
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Wed Sep-12-07 01:54 PM Response to Original message |
45. Depending on your ethnicity... |
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grasswire
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Wed Sep-12-07 01:57 PM Response to Original message |
46. two words: jury nullification |
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Kali
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Thu Sep-13-07 12:39 AM Response to Reply #46 |
60. hey, that was very interesting - thanks! |
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cemaphonic
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Wed Sep-12-07 07:37 PM Response to Original message |
47. "Bring the guilty rascal in and we'll give him a fair trial" |
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SPKrazy
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Wed Sep-12-07 07:39 PM Response to Original message |
48. I dunno |
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Orsino
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Wed Sep-12-07 08:01 PM Response to Original message |
49. "I can spot a guilty person a mile away." n/t |
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KamaAina
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Wed Sep-12-07 08:23 PM Response to Original message |
50. "Impeach Bush"? |
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Redstone
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Wed Sep-12-07 08:25 PM Response to Original message |
51. Reply to every question with this answer: "HANG THE BASTARDS!" |
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Xipe Totec
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Wed Sep-12-07 08:30 PM Response to Original message |
53. Answer every question honestly, and with conviction |
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DarkTirade
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Wed Sep-12-07 08:46 PM Response to Original message |
54. My parents had a friend who got out of jury duty by telling them that she didn't trust |
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Critters2
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Wed Sep-12-07 08:47 PM Response to Original message |
56. Your morally opposed to the death penalty. |
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Skittles
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Wed Sep-12-07 08:49 PM Response to Original message |
57. aw you suck, eeyore |
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eeyore
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Wed Sep-12-07 09:20 PM Response to Original message |
58. Okay, so I spent seven hours waiting, but never got called. |
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hfojvt
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Thu Sep-13-07 01:57 AM Response to Reply #58 |
64. second time in 3 years |
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JVS
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Thu Sep-13-07 12:43 AM Response to Original message |
61. Launch into a 90 minute telling of the Aristocrats joke |
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Inchworm
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Thu Sep-13-07 01:51 AM Response to Original message |
63. Why do you hate America? |
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