Humor for the midweek - Democratic Underground

mac56

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Wed Sep-12-07 09:02 PM
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Humor for the midweek

It was the first day of college. The dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules.

"The women's dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the men's dorm to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."

He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule a second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will result in a fine of $180. Are there any questions?"

From the back of the room a male student raised his hand and inquired, "How much for a season pass?"

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