Ahmedinajad stops at times square olive garden orders fried chicken.
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Mon Sep-24-07 05:33 PM
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Ahmedinajad stops at times square olive garden orders fried chicken. |
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Mon Sep-24-07 05:34 PM
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1. Did he talk loudly on a cellphone while smoking and breastfeeding his children? |
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Was he watching Fat Actress while listening to Laura Branigan CDs, and most importantly, is he circumcised?
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Mon Sep-24-07 05:36 PM
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3. He left his shopping cart in the middle of Times Square |
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tying up traffic for hours.
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Mon Sep-24-07 05:41 PM
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9. Did he park in handicapped without a permit? |
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Mon Sep-24-07 05:42 PM
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12. He said he didn't need a permit since sled dogs were towing his H2 Hummer |
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Mon Sep-24-07 05:35 PM
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2. Where was his pit bull during all of this? |
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Mon Sep-24-07 05:36 PM
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4. In the Senate voting to censure Move-on.org |
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Mon Sep-24-07 05:38 PM
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6. damn that pit bull! i bet he tasered a university student, too... |
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just after eating twenty children.
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Mon Sep-24-07 05:40 PM
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8. He did eat any children just filed criminal assult charges |
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against the six year old.
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Mon Sep-24-07 05:42 PM
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11. after slapping the child in a crowded restaurent, i bet. |
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pit bulls are the root of all evil.
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Mon Sep-24-07 05:48 PM
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14. Well the child was breastfeeding between cigarette puffs |
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and was still in a stroller at age 14
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Mon Sep-24-07 05:53 PM
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19. Yes, and eating factory farm-raised bacon while he was at it... |
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Mon Sep-24-07 05:37 PM
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5. he missed out on the salad and breadsticks? |
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Mon Sep-24-07 05:39 PM
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7. Did he shop at Circuit City? |
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Mon Sep-24-07 05:41 PM
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10. Yes and refused to show his reciept claiming there are no shoplifters in Iran |
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Edited on Mon Sep-24-07 05:41 PM by Tian Zhuangzhuang
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Mon Sep-24-07 05:43 PM
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13. Did they infringe on his civil rights? |
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Mon Sep-24-07 05:50 PM
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15. Worse he is replacing Elisabeth Hasselbeck all next week on the View |
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Mon Sep-24-07 05:52 PM
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his Blue tooth ear piece on??
Talking to himself???
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Mon Sep-24-07 05:56 PM
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20. worse he was triangulating with his iphone |
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Mon Sep-24-07 05:53 PM
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17. Did he show his reciept? |
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Mon Sep-24-07 05:57 PM
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21. Did one of his wives breastfeed during dinner??? |
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Mon Sep-24-07 05:57 PM
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22. My GOD!! TASER HIM!!1!! |
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Mon Sep-24-07 05:58 PM
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23. CALL YOUR CONGRESSMAN!! RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!1!! |
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Mon Sep-24-07 11:29 PM
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28. And then there's that classic |
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Mon Sep-24-07 06:05 PM
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After lunch he stopped of at the hairdressers |
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He spent $400, told the barber he thought Obama was articulate and claimed while he grew up a braves fan he always rooted for the Yankees in the American League.
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Mon Sep-24-07 06:05 PM
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Edited on Mon Sep-24-07 06:06 PM by Tian Zhuangzhuang
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Mon Sep-24-07 06:35 PM
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25. Doesn't he know Meat is Murder??? |
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How can I support him if he's no better than bush?
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Mon Sep-24-07 11:27 PM
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26. Didn't you hear he is an anti-porn vegan |
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Mon Sep-24-07 11:28 PM
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27. He tasered Nader's NASCAR-sponsored fetus |
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Edited on Mon Sep-24-07 11:29 PM by ZombyWoof
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Mon Sep-24-07 11:30 PM
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29. I get all of the inside jokes! yay me!!!! |
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Mon Sep-24-07 11:33 PM
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30. And he ordered the cornflake-breaded chicken |
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Edited on Mon Sep-24-07 11:33 PM by ocelot
and allowed his noisy children to run around and annoy people; and then he called the waiter a douchebag.
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Mon Sep-24-07 11:33 PM
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31. That was not a sentence. |
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You are hereby disqualified from life.
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Mon Sep-24-07 11:38 PM
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Mon Sep-24-07 11:51 PM
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34. You probably want to bomb Iran, don't you, KKKarl? |
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Edited on Mon Sep-24-07 11:52 PM by otherlander
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Mon Sep-24-07 11:34 PM
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Tue Sep-25-07 08:31 AM
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35. Yeah, but Bush has eaten way more fried chicken ... |
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than Ahmedinajad has. Maybe we Americans should be focusing on that. Let Iranians determine the fate of their own Olive Gardens. Please Mr. Bush, don't tase him bro.
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Tue Sep-25-07 10:55 AM
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36. We can't criticize Chicken eating there |
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until we stop the chicken eating here.
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