Bad Joke Of the Day

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Polish Divorce...
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>>A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
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>>Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well
>>until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could
>>arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would
>>depend on the
>>circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
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>>Have you any grounds?
>>Yes, acre and half and nice little home.
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>>No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
>>It made of concrete.
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>>I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
>>No, we have carport, and not need one.
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>>I mean. What are your relations like?
>>All my relations still in Poland.
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>>Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
>>We have hi-fidelity Stereo and good DVD player.
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>>Does your wife beat you up?
>>No, I always up before her.
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>>Is your wife a nagger?
>>No, she white.
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>>Why do you want this divorce?
>>She going to kill me.
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>>What makes you think that?
>>I got proof.
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>>What kind of proof?
>>She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf
>>in bathroom. I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover".