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Bucky
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Tue Sep-25-07 04:10 PM Original message |
Poll question: Last time you killed someone, how did you do it? |
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yewberry
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Tue Sep-25-07 04:13 PM Response to Original message |
1. I oppressed 'em to death. |
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LaraMN
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Tue Sep-25-07 04:13 PM Response to Original message |
2. With kindness. |
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redwitch
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Tue Sep-25-07 08:17 PM Response to Reply #2 |
48. I posted and then read that you are a kindred spirit. |
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MrCoffee
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Tue Sep-25-07 04:14 PM Response to Original message |
3. i did it softly, with my song. |
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MrCoffee
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Tue Sep-25-07 05:54 PM Response to Reply #3 |
26. ok now i have to change my answer... |
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Blue-Jay
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Tue Sep-25-07 04:14 PM Response to Original message |
4. Candlestick in the library. |
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Dangerously Amused
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Tue Sep-25-07 04:16 PM Response to Original message |
5. Dangerously. |
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MrScorpio
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Tue Sep-25-07 07:53 PM Response to Reply #5 |
41. Girlfriend, you slayed |
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Dangerously Amused
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Tue Sep-25-07 08:33 PM Response to Reply #41 |
49. Heh heh. :D |
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MrScorpio
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Tue Sep-25-07 08:46 PM Response to Reply #49 |
50. Tricks are busy trickin' |
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texas1928
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Tue Sep-25-07 04:18 PM Response to Original message |
6. Thumb to the left armpit... |
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DarkTirade
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Tue Sep-25-07 04:51 PM Response to Reply #6 |
15. The force required for that one is more than the thumb can supply. |
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ohiosmith
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Tue Sep-25-07 04:18 PM Response to Original message |
7. It wasn't me. I was found not guilty. I've dedicated my life to finding the real killer. |
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Courtesy Flush
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Tue Sep-25-07 04:20 PM Response to Reply #7 |
8. Ding ding ding. We have a winner! |
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MrCoffee
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Tue Sep-25-07 04:23 PM Response to Reply #7 |
10. "If I Did It"...the ohiosmith story |
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Seabiscuit
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Tue Sep-25-07 05:39 PM Response to Reply #7 |
24. I went fishing on San Francisco Bay on Christmas Eve. |
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Dont_Bogart_the_Pretzel
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Tue Sep-25-07 04:22 PM Response to Original message |
9. made her watch fox noise 24/7 |
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puerco-bellies
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Tue Sep-25-07 04:24 PM Response to Original message |
11. Olive Garden leftovers |
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag
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Tue Sep-25-07 04:25 PM Response to Original message |
12. With THIS thumb. |
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Burma Jones
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Tue Sep-25-07 05:38 PM Response to Reply #12 |
22. I do........... |
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Oeditpus Rex
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Tue Sep-25-07 04:33 PM Response to Original message |
13. Tied him to the car and dragged him |
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mitchum
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Tue Sep-25-07 04:49 PM Response to Original message |
14. Voodoo |
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DarkTirade
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Tue Sep-25-07 04:53 PM Response to Original message |
16. You left out piano wire. |
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ScreamingMeemie
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Tue Sep-25-07 04:58 PM Response to Original message |
17. delete |
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ScreamingMeemie
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Tue Sep-25-07 04:58 PM Response to Original message |
18. delete |
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Guava Jelly
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Tue Sep-25-07 05:02 PM Response to Original message |
19. I bored them to death |
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NoPasaran
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Tue Sep-25-07 05:09 PM Response to Original message |
20. Beaten to death with frozen leg of lamb |
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mitchum
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Tue Sep-25-07 05:48 PM Response to Reply #20 |
25. And I bet you served the evidence to the investigating officers.. |
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NoPasaran
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Tue Sep-25-07 06:40 PM Response to Reply #25 |
31. They asked for seconds! |
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pscot
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Tue Sep-25-07 05:35 PM Response to Original message |
21. I ran over him with the Zamboni machine |
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Seabiscuit
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Tue Sep-25-07 05:38 PM Response to Original message |
23. Other: In my sleep. |
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XemaSab
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Tue Sep-25-07 06:01 PM Response to Original message |
27. You ever see the movie "Seven?" |
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag
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Tue Sep-25-07 06:51 PM Response to Reply #27 |
35. Ceiling, chair, or gift box? -nt |
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datasuspect
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Tue Sep-25-07 06:02 PM Response to Original message |
28. i've been advised by counsel not to discuss this |
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IntravenousDemilo
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Tue Sep-25-07 06:06 PM Response to Original message |
29. Well, first I -- hey, what is this?! You think you can get me that easily, huh? |
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wildhorses
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Tue Sep-25-07 06:31 PM Response to Original message |
30. i bored 'em to death |
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Shakespeare
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Tue Sep-25-07 06:40 PM Response to Original message |
32. Other--with a look. |
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AWESOM-O
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Tue Sep-25-07 06:44 PM Response to Original message |
33. I dropped him on a pile of WMDs, then I took off. |
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TK421
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Tue Sep-25-07 06:45 PM Response to Original message |
34. Chainsaw...but I won't get into the specifics here....check your PM |
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trof
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Tue Sep-25-07 06:51 PM Response to Original message |
36. Stabbed 'em with an icecicle. |
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Tian Zhuangzhuang
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Tue Sep-25-07 06:52 PM Response to Original message |
37. An Earnest Scibbler joke book |
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Liberal Veteran
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Tue Sep-25-07 06:58 PM Response to Original message |
38. I did it softly with my song. |
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Redstone
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Tue Sep-25-07 07:08 PM Response to Original message |
39. No, never mind. |
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midlife_mo_Jo
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Tue Sep-25-07 07:47 PM Response to Original message |
40. Squashed 'em like a bug |
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Ariana Celeste
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Tue Sep-25-07 07:59 PM Response to Original message |
42. Gust Slash, ftw |
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baldguy
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Tue Sep-25-07 08:01 PM Response to Original message |
43. BFG-9000 |
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madinmaryland
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Tue Sep-25-07 08:08 PM Response to Original message |
44. If I did it, the glove would have fit!!1!! |
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Reciprocity
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Tue Sep-25-07 08:13 PM Response to Original message |
45. Avada Kedavra. Voldemort taught it to me. |
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redwitch
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Tue Sep-25-07 08:16 PM Response to Original message |
46. with kindness |
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Prisoner_Number_Six
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Tue Sep-25-07 08:17 PM Response to Original message |
47. If I told you I'd have to kill you. |
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OPERATIONMINDCRIME
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Tue Sep-25-07 08:51 PM Response to Original message |
51. Strapping Someone Naked To A Wall With Chains, With Big Razor Blades Comin Out The Sides Of The Wall |
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Dr. Strange
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Tue Sep-25-07 09:07 PM Response to Reply #51 |
56. They ignored you... |
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Aristus
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Tue Sep-25-07 08:52 PM Response to Original message |
52. Give me a multi-million-dollar advance and I'll write a book about it. |
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hyphenate
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Tue Sep-25-07 08:55 PM Response to Original message |
53. It's how I kill ALL those I kill-- |
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jobycom
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Tue Sep-25-07 09:01 PM Response to Original message |
54. I talked this idiot into not showing his receipt at Cir... Oh, never mind. nt |
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TheFriendlyAnarchist
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Tue Sep-25-07 09:05 PM Response to Original message |
55. I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. |
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JTG of the PRB
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Tue Sep-25-07 09:08 PM Response to Original message |
57. My trusty Glock did the trick last time. |
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sasquatch
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Tue Sep-25-07 09:13 PM Response to Original message |
58. Held a gun to the back of their head and said the following before killing them |
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cloudbase
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Tue Sep-25-07 09:51 PM Response to Original message |
59. I used one of my many super powers |
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KitchenWitch
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Tue Sep-25-07 09:53 PM Response to Original message |
60. I got out the roach spray and fumigated the damn palmetto bug to death. |
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