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Darth_Kitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 05:22 PM
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Am I going to be one of those cranky, nasty, drunken old ladies......
who chase the neighbourhood kids out of my yard with brooms or is it too early to say?
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QueenOfCalifornia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 05:23 PM
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1. I agree...
Edited on Fri Oct-05-07 05:24 PM by Gilligan
You are well on your way.

GET OFF MY LAWN! Will put on your grave marker.
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 05:36 PM
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2. Sure.
Edited on Fri Oct-05-07 05:39 PM by XemaSab
Just don't yell at your grandkids because

a) you don't remember what your meds are for.

b) you forgot to put your meds in the pill box.

c) you're out of your meds.

d) you think your daughter-in-law gaffled your meds.

e) the doctor "didn't prescribe you enough meds for pain" even though you've got vicodin and two other meds.

f) all of the above. :banghead:

g) and when your beloved grandchild offers to help, don't get even more pissy. :banghead:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 05:38 PM
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3. If you do, you will not be alone.
I have become downright curmudgeonly.

:scared:
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 05:45 PM
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4. As long as you stay 'doughty'.
doughty \DOW-tee\, adjective:
Marked by fearless resolution; valiant; brave.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 05:51 PM
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5. I want to be the kind of old lady
that the kids are afraid of, cause they think she's a witch. :D
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 05:53 PM
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6. Word!
:D
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 05:54 PM
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7. You too?
Right on!

We can put weird shit in the trees outside to spook 'em. :bounce:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 06:05 PM
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12. Cool!
:bounce:

Fuck the Red Hat Society!
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 05:58 PM
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8. Me too!
I'm growing out my hair already. Just waiting for it to get all grey.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 06:02 PM
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10. Is that you?!
NICE pic! :thumbsup:

I've already got lots of gray up front... and I'm never cutting the back ever ever again. :P
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 06:04 PM
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11. Yar!
That's my cousin It imitation. I ditched the glasses though, cuz I'm a rebel. Seeing long distance is overrated imo.
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 06:09 PM
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13. I want to be the kind of old lady
that the kids are afraid of, cause they KNOW she's a witch. :D
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 06:14 PM
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14. Now you're talkin!
:bounce:
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Prisoner_Number_Six Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 06:00 PM
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9. No bout adoubt it.
They'll prolly end up calling you Log Lady (I've been watching Twin Peaks).

:rofl:
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idgiehkt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 09:32 PM
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15. just don't sell your prescirption painkillers to the neighbor guy
the miniature killer will getcha!

(lame CSI humor) :)
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