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Sat Jan-31-04 08:55 PM
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| When did polar bears leave Antarctica? |
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And why did they leave? Food shortage? Too cold? Too many Penguins?
Just curious.
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Sat Jan-31-04 08:58 PM
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| 1. when penguins became right wing birds.... |
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...polar bears moved to the left pole.
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Sat Jan-31-04 08:58 PM
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| 2. When did wild poodles roam the plains? |
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Sat Jan-31-04 09:00 PM
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Goowlieeee!
I want on-a them.
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Sat Jan-31-04 09:00 PM
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| 3. I thought they were Arctic only critters. |
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Sat Jan-31-04 09:03 PM
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| 5. About the same time tigers left Africa. |
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Do you know when that was?
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Sat Jan-31-04 09:08 PM
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I do not know when tigers left Africa. Bout the same time yellow cake move north to Iraq?
Hey! What does Sinistrous mean? Sounds like on-a them there Dinosaurs that never was.
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Sat Jan-31-04 09:04 PM
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| 6. Maybe When They Discovered Canada? |
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Sat Jan-31-04 09:06 PM
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it was a few years ago, when the North Pole offered them a better deal: warmer temps and all the fish they could eat!
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Sat Jan-31-04 09:09 PM
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| 9. I think it was Thursday. |
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Sat Jan-31-04 09:18 PM
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I think maybe I see one walking out across Lake Erie about then. Pretty soon Polar bears gonna be moving down here to my village to get warm, pretty hot here, about eight degrees (F)
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Sat Jan-31-04 09:19 PM
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| 11. TV reception is better |
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for watching the SuperBowl?
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Sat Jan-31-04 09:51 PM
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| 12. They Went in Search of the Giant Hamsters of New England |
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Edited on Sat Jan-31-04 09:52 PM by ribofunk
(per Infinite Jest by David Foster Wallace)
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Sat Jan-31-04 11:29 PM
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| 13. The Great Revolt of '82 |
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The polar bears were sick of the working conditions forced upon them by the penguins. They revolted, overthrew the penguins, but then decided that the place just held too many bad memories, and decided to leave.
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Sat Jan-31-04 11:33 PM
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| 14. They didn't like the counter-clockwise flush |
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Sat Jan-31-04 11:42 PM
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| 15. Oh, they like each other! |
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Sat Jan-31-04 11:45 PM
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| 16. Same time that gerbils left Mars |
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Oh wait..... neither were there in the first place...
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