Things that do not go well with beige carpet:

[XemaSab]

Red wine
Soy sauce
Beer
Dirt
Mustard
Blood
Salsa
Furniture stain
Gatorade
Mystery fluid

[Zornhau]

1. blonde curtains?

:evilgrin:

[XemaSab]

2. Ouch.

....just OUCH. :P

[kedrys]

3. Hork

More specifically, cat hork. Ick.

[XemaSab]

5. Well yeah...

And you KNOW they won't go for the tile in the kitchen, bathroom, and foyer. Oh no... but hell, neither will I, apparently. :hide:

[grasswire]

4. cat puke (eom)

[Critters2]

12. You beat me to it!! nt

[Quantess]

23. My first thought too!

Cat and dog puke.

[BarenakedLady]

24. Dog puke too

x(

[Dukkha]

28. i'm actually relieved when the cat pukes on the hardwood

much easier to clean than carpet. I almost have him trained to do this. The worst is when he does it sitting in the basement window. Then it hits the carpet and all down the drywall.

[Vanje]

6. Borscht

[XemaSab]

7. Is this

THE VOICE OF EXPERIENCE? :P

[Vanje]

11. There are very very few places where borscht looks good

I tried to feed a pot of left over borscht to some chickens once. They ran away from it. This is true!

[fizzgig]

8. mystery fluid?

:scared:

[XemaSab]

9. It's sort of gray.

I think I spilled something there, but I forget what. :(

[Whoa_Nelly]

10. Pink Play-Doh

[Monk06]

13. Subway Soba

[petronius]

14. Red nail polish...

[MiniMe]

15. A black dog

Who sheds like crazy

[laylah]

16. coffee n/t

[QMPMom]

17. Black dogs do not go well with beige carpet.

Trust me, I am an expert on black dogs and beige/white carpet.

[begin_within]

18. nude murder victims?

[displacedtexan]

19. The only thing worse than beige carpet...

is beige Berber carpet.

Try getting orange cat food-laced cat vomit out of those little ridges.

No more carpet for me. Ever.

Especially beige.

[XemaSab]

27. Trust me

I am the enemy of beige carpet.

I ripped it out of the bedrooms at my mom's house with my bare hands, only to find beautiful hardwood floors underneath.

I get the feeling the landlady would have a problem if I did that here, though. :P

[ElsewheresDaughter]

20. large muddy paws

[nadine_mn]

21. Pepto Bismal - that hot pink clashes with my sedate beige carpet eom

[Eurobabe]

22. A cat that pukes and pees

[Quantess]

25. Muddy feet and muddy paws.

[Dukkha]

26. pasta & liquor vomit

based upon personal experience. I wasn't the guilty party but the sap who cleaned it up. :mad:

[El Fuego]

29. Lizard guts puked by your cat.

[Pierre.Suave]

30. You forgot

grape juice.

[In_The_Wind]

31. parrots