I've made Michelle Malkin's bog yet again

[Tommy_Carcetti]

I don't know how many of you are aware of this, but Michelle Malkin is actually a slimy gilled creature who if she doesn't get at least 15 hours of water exposure a day, she dries up and crumbles like powder.

Therefore, trying to encourage the "Love thy enemies" philosophy of life, I create a swamplike environment for Michelle where she can sit in the ooze up to her neck and percolate overnight. Then, at 5:00 every morning, she rises from the mud and heads off to the nearest Fox News studio to do what only Michelle Malkin can do.

I know many of you will criticize my work of charity to such a despicable person, but I figure my continued acts of kindness will eventually allow Michelle to see the light and the truth about liberals and progressives and stop advocating for putting us in internment camps and harassing 12 year old disabled kids trying to get health benefits.