If Freepers had an NFL football team, what would you name it?

[LynneSin]

Free Republic Chickenhawks
Free Republic Anal Cysts

[huskerlaw]

1. The Delaware Tollbooths

:evilgrin:


I'm sorry...I had to do it.


:hide:

[LynneSin]

3. I prefer the Huskerlaw Assholes

:grr:

[huskerlaw]

7. ...

:spray:

:rofl:

Yeah, I so deserved that.

[sasquatch]

15. LOL!!

:rofl:

[SallyMander]

2. The FR Bring 'Em Ons

Or maybe the FR Missions Accomplished

LOL

[LynneSin]

5. They celebrate winning the game before they even play one down

and then procede to lose

[SallyMander]

12. perfect!!!

:spray:

[MrCoffee]

4. the Eagles

[ohiosmith]

8. OUCH!

:rofl:

[MissMillie]

9. duck!

:hide:

[MrCoffee]

13. i ain't skeered

[redqueen]

18. ...

:loveya:

[LSK]

39. beat me to it

[MissMillie]

6. The Moral Falafels

:hi:

[bluethruandthru]

10. The Waterboarding Yellowbellies

[AlCzervik]

11. Jingoistic jerk offs.

[texas1928]

14. the Idaho Toe Tappers.

Minnesota stall trollers.

DC Closeted hypocrits.

[Jimbo S]

16. The Teeny Weenies

[krispos42]

17. The Free Republic Bring'em Ons

They only use eight players and field 4 players at any one time against a high-school JV football team. They wind up fighting to a bloody stalemate but refuse to put any other players in the game because they don't want to lose the profits. And those same eight men keep playing over and over and over again even though we're in the 9th overtime.

The four men on the field can offensively drive through the highschoolers any time they want to, but they are not enough to cover all of them defensively so JV passing plays keeps scoring.

[madinmaryland]

19. FR HUGH SCREWN MORANS!

[Tommy_Carcetti]

20. The Series Morans !!11!!

The mascot would be the Moran guy, except with a big oversized plush head.

[AngryAmish]

21. Green Bay Packers

oh, sorry, there is already one.

[madinmaryland]

22. Philadelphia Eagles??2??

The show the eagle on all their sites.

[KamaAina]

23. Fresno RimJobs

works on so many levels... :P

[LeftyMom]

24. The Fresno Inbreds. nt

[JVS]

25. The Fucking Dallas Cowboys

[madinmaryland]

26. Any fricking JVSquad!

[Burma Jones]

27. The Provo Chickenhawks

[flvegan]

28. The Porta Potties!

[unpossibles]

29. The Montana Freemen or maybe

The Fiting Milisha

[Fire Walk With Me]

30. The Hugh Warriors!11!!111!

Like they'd get into the World Serious playoffs.

[rug]

31. The Fresno Scum Stains

[HughBeaumont]

32. The Colorado Springs Giant Flags!

[Deep13]

33. The Fighting Keyboardists. n/t

[quip]

34. What, "the Patriots" never occurred to anyone?

:hide:

[Dukkha]

35. The Mission Accomplished

they don't even bother playing

[TSIAS]

36. The Patriots

Because they don't mind cheating in order to further their agenda (winning games).

[judaspriestess]

37. The Freeper Viagras

or
The Freeper Biblethumpers

[GoddessOfGuinness]

38. The Wide Stance

[regnaD kciN]

40. The Dallas Cowboys...

:puke:

[driver8]

41. Ha Ha -- good one!!

I wish I had thought of that one!!

[Shakespeare]

42. !!

[Vanje]

43. The Bubbas

[Vanje]

44. The Morans!11!!!

[bridgit]

45. The Free-republic Reprobates..."Go Short, Vern!!"

1. a depraved, unprincipled, or wicked person: a drunken reprobate.
2. a person rejected by God and beyond hope of salvation.
–adjective 3. morally depraved; unprincipled; bad.
4. rejected by God and beyond hope of salvation.
–verb (used with object) 5. to disapprove, condemn, or censure.
6. (of God) to reject (a person), as for sin; exclude from the number of the elect or from salvation.

[Hotler]

46. ass wipes! eom.

[Joey Liberal]

47. The Log Cabins n/t

[BlueIris]

48. The Stalkers.