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Thu Nov-08-07 02:28 AM
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| If my cat jumps on my balls again... |
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I'm serving cat-stew.
Dammit, he gets up on the mantle, then drops down on my 'nads. Then he acts all cute.
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Thu Nov-08-07 02:36 AM
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Edited on Thu Nov-08-07 02:39 AM by temeah
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| MonkeyFunk
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Thu Nov-08-07 05:37 AM
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| 2. Roy wishes that kitty only jumped on his nads |
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instead of ripping this throat out.
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Thu Nov-08-07 09:31 AM
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| 9. Careful what you wish for... |
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Thu Nov-08-07 05:58 AM
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| 3. What if you were a terrorist... |
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...who knew the location of a bomb set to go off in 24 hours in New York City? Would it be okay for the cat to jump on your balls then, carefully monitored by Kiefer Sutherland?
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Thu Nov-08-07 08:45 AM
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| 4. Is it wrong that I laughed at this? |
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Thu Nov-08-07 08:49 AM
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| 5. Alright, your cat obviously knows that your 'nads are big, comfy and cushy |
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You should take it as a compliment
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Thu Nov-08-07 09:19 AM
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i love hearing your animal stories. hey, what kind of a dog do you have?
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