JasonC POEM EXTRAVAGANZA, ONE TIME ONLY GET IT WHILE ITS HOT!!!!!
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Thu Nov-08-07 09:41 AM
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JasonC POEM EXTRAVAGANZA, ONE TIME ONLY GET IT WHILE ITS HOT!!!!! |
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So, on my morning walk I thought up a limerick that I will share with the lounge...
There once was a man from nantucket
That couldnt pee in a bucket
Try as he might
He couldnt get it right
So he gave up and said, Fuck IT!
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Thu Nov-08-07 09:51 AM
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Thu Nov-08-07 09:58 AM
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my genius is lost on most people.
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Thu Nov-08-07 10:04 AM
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3. I remember a Urologist in town some years ago had this vanity plate: |
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Thu Nov-08-07 10:09 AM
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creative...
and Hello, how is edina this fine minnesota morning?
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Thu Nov-08-07 10:20 AM
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6. Great! And in the Mini Apple? |
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But I have a lot to do today and I'm being naughty hanging around here!
:spank:
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Thu Nov-08-07 10:24 AM
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Edited on Thu Nov-08-07 10:25 AM by jasonc
And believe it or not I had a nice quiet morning walk in South Minneapolis in which to think up my great little limerick.
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Thu Nov-08-07 10:06 AM
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4. Thought that went like this: |
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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose dick was so long he could sucket. He said with a grin, As he wiped off his chin: "If my ear were a c*nt I would fucket."
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Thu Nov-08-07 10:32 AM
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but too crass for my sensitive minnesota ears...
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Thu Nov-08-07 10:36 AM
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9. Heard that when I was about 12 years old... |
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That would be 1964 or thereabouts.
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Thu Nov-08-07 11:08 AM
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10. I know there are more of you |
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that have something to say about my awesome limerick.
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Thu Nov-08-07 03:42 PM
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11. Kick for the evening crowd |
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