What's your favorite meat-like 'product'?

[trof]

Poll question: What's your favorite meat-like 'product'?

[Fire Walk With Me]

1. Haggis.

Or Beggin' Strips for the dog.

IT'S BACONNNNN!

[T_i_B]

42. Another haggis fan here.

It goes very well with Henderson's Relish or failing that regular worcestershire sauce.

[Blue-Jay]

2. Oh man, I loves me some braunschweiger!

Add some sweet relish, a few hot peppers and some regular white bread, and that's a fuckin' party!

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes in a mornay sauce

garnished with truffle pâté, brandy, with a fried egg on top and

:9

[krispos42]

37. Damn, you stole my idea!

It was the very FIRST thing I thought of!


Spam Spam Spam Spam
Spam Spam Spam Spam
Lovely Spam! Glorious Spam!
Spam spam spam spaaaaaaaaaaam....

:-)

[Oeditpus Rex]

40. 'Tis my lot in life

As the Python Saint of Democratic Underground. O8)

[Labors of Hercules]

4. braunschweiger on sesame crackers!!! mmmmmm...

otherwise known as pate' for poor people. :evilgrin:

[BrotherBuzz]

6. Braunschweiger is just liverwurst...

with an accent. At least that was what my (then) four-year-old nephew told me with a very serious face.

:rofl:

I like my Braunschweiger on sourdough bread with mustard and thinly sliced onion.

[TheCentepedeShoes]

8. Hubby does

it on Ritz.

[ldf]

50. that's quite a mental visual image !!

:thumbsup: to hubby!

(oops, thread's gonna get locked...)

[mcscajun]

5. Spam! Spam! Spam!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE
http://www.mailmsg.com/sounds/spam-song.wav
http://www.mailmsg.com/SPAM_python.htm

[TheCentepedeShoes]

11. Don't know if I'd have it

today, but used to be somewhat partial to SPAM. I'm not a big meat eater, but a little fried SPAM, a couple of scrambled eggs and some fruit made a nice breakfast.

[mcscajun]

12. I haven't had it in years, but I grew up on it (fried, of course) and it

used to be a staple on camping trips in the trippy 70's. :smoke:

I've actually had an urge to try it again.

[TheCentepedeShoes]

20. Camping trips in the '70's

White Springs on the Suwanee and High Springs for the bluegrass, napping in the car between timing shifts at the 24-Hour.

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. Oh, for God's sake. You left off S'MEAT.

:spank:

[Capn Sunshine]

10. And what about Slim Jims?

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....Slim Jims.....

who knows?

[Bunny]

9. Potted Meat. Umhmmmm.

[JBoy]

13. Imitation Bacon Bits

Textured vegetable protein!

[bicentennial_baby]

17. BacOs are bacon free as well!

Ingredients
Defatted Soy Flour, Partially Hydrogenated Soybean Oil, Water, Salt, Sugar, Artificial and Natural Flavor, Red 40 and Other Color Added, Soy Sauce (Water, Wheat, Soybeans, Salt), Hydrolyzed Vegetable Protein (Corn, Soy, Wheat).

[Adsos Letter]

14. Fried SPAM and eggs...

:9

[Coyote_Bandit]

15. Soy vegeterian corndogs

:eyes:

[philosophie_en_rose]

16. falafel

[swag]

18. Slim Jims

[Breeze54]

19. Other.

Sweet Italian Sausage.

[FloridaJudy]

21. These

[seemunkee]

22. Mortadella

[Kali]

23. Wieners!

Hot dogs. Its what's for dinner!

[Inchworm]

49. Hot Dogs here

from hungry to full in 120 seconds :P

:hi:

[Generic Brad]

24. Fried spam with rice, eggs, and kim chee

It is the breakfast of fat champions.

[Fox Mulder]

25. Spam.

[Quantess]

26. Does Meatless Meat count?

mmmm!

All that stuff on your poll, I would only give to my dog.

[Blue-Jay]

27. no.

[Quantess]

29. Does K-rab count?

(the processed, miscellaneous fish squeezed into dyed red tube shapes)

[Quantess]

36. Guess not.

Okay, then I'm voting for #8 You're Kidding, Right?
I'm a wimp.

[rug]

28. trofu

[baldguy]

30. Pork rinds

[DS1]

31. Yes!

and they're fun to feed to doggies. They like them more than I do.

[Cannikin]

32. McRib

[libnnc]

33. I've always wondered what was in a Chuckwagon pattie

is it supposed to be beef?


I loved chuckwagons as a kid...battered, deep fried mystery meat :crazy:

[tainted_chimp]

34. Hufu

http://youtube.com/watch?v=zdfxNYKWcN4

:9

[trof]

41. I believe we have a winner here.

wow

[tainted_chimp]

52. Ha!

"Ah, Hufu. Tastes just like Grandma used to........taste."


:puke:

[grasswire]

35. deviled ham is a pure and very traditional spread

It's all pure ham, with a few spices. And Underwood has been making it in Boston for 140 years!!! The Underwood company itself is 172 years old.

http://www.underwoodspreads.com/underwd_history.html

And, it's delicious.

[krispos42]

38. Tofu turducken. Seriously

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x6398328

:shrug:

[Quantess]

43. Nah, OP says meatless doesn't count.

I'm planning on making tofurkey for the first time this year, though.

[krispos42]

45. Ugh. I'll stick with a real turkey, thanks....

:-)

I posted the tofu turducken because it was the most unusual non-meat meat-like product I could think of!

I do have the occasional hankering for both bologna and Spam...

[DarkTirade]

39. What I am tempted to reply with would get this thread locked...

so I shall simply remain a pev in my own head and not ruin the fun for everyone else. :evilgrin:

[DainBramaged]

44. Taylor Ham pork Roll, the Joisey best.

[JanMichael]

46. You missed all of the vegetable protein products!

Bad poll, bad poll.

[Ediacara]

47. These choices aren't "meat-like 'products,'" they're meat products

a meat-like product would be tofu...

[Tommy_Carcetti]

48. Boca Burgers

For a veggie burger, actually halfway decent. Not the real thing, but surprisingly edible.

[mwooldri]

51. Well Marmite did a promotion saying "I Hate Marmite" ....

so I got to vote for them :)

[unpossibles]

53. garden burger's faux ribs

they're just like the McRibs, but good!