Alright, who would actually marry me?

[1a2b3c]

Im an annoying asshole who is lacking good looks. I do have a charm though.

[dolo amber]

1. Well,

since you put it that way...:D

I would, but I'm spoken for. ;)

[short bus president]

2. somehow I just knew

you'd ditch me first chance you got for a guy with more guns and an encyclopedic knowledge of the shortcomings of the phototron...

:P

[dolo amber]

3. Dang!

I didn't even know all that! I may have to reconsider...;)

[Catshrink]

4. Can you cook?

Before we get serious or anything, we need to cover the basics....

Are you allergic to cats?

[Whitacre D_WI]

5. Hell, I'm also an ugly, annoying asshole.

But I have LOTS of charms!

Pink hearts, orange stars, yellow moons, green clovers, and blue diamonds!

[murielm99]

20. And you're short....

You wear a green outfit and pointy shoes!

Am I right?

[CrownPrinceBandar]

6. Well...

I'm a straight guy, so marriage is out. But I would be willing to shack up for the phototron.

:freak:

edit: And I can cook.

[Catshrink]

7. Okay, now we're getting somewhere....

Tell me more...

[jus_the_facts]

8. Charm wrapped in annoyin' assholishness....legally committed.....

:scared:

....wasssa matta wit choo? :evilgrin:

[Edge]

9. What's with the pic on his/her profile?

[Fenris]

10. It means what it means...he was banned

Sadly. He had been he for a long time. The Gun Dungeon's a bad place to hang around.

[Edge]

11. Oh...

well then...that sucks. :(

[TheMightyFavog]

12. I take it that...

this is where the DU term tombstone comes from?

[Fenris]

13. You mean the pic? Yep. That's where it comes from.

Tombstone.

[alwynsw]

14. Let's just say that Gungeon discussions can get feisty

and leave it at that. Some of us - I am one - will sorely miss him

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

15. Ummm, how did he post when he is Tombstoned?

:shrug:

[sleipnir]

17. He got the 'stone after he posted this...I gather from my investigation..

that he got the 'stone after repeatedly posting inflammatory pro-assault rife posts in J/PS and GD. Kinda odd, like a dog that continues to pee on an electric fence.

[Name removed]

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[mykpart]

16. Why would you want to get married?

You can get a cat that stays out all night and a dog that jumps on you and paws you whether you want him to or not. So what do you need a husband for?

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

[Frangible]

19. Damn, 1a2b3c got banned?

Too bad. Enjoyed reading his posts. I woulda thought MrBenchly would've gotten banned first. Oh well I guess, was inevitable. He was just trying to educate people, though, and help clear up some misconceptions.

[Lostmessage]

21. I am looking for a Valentine

Marriage is a possibility on down the line.