A broken nose and sex

[AutumnMist]

Yes, we have finally done it. For those that have children and find creative ways to have "time". We were in the garage and the very nice Black and Decker work horse came down on my nose (my face actually) from the rafters above. We were obviously very happy about being together. But a broken nose and the headache that has followed is not so fun. I think it's going down in the marriage book of things we will not tell our daughter section. Damn it...and I mean DAMN IT! Rant off. I have an ice pack and a nice glass of wine. The black eyes will happen in the morning. We are laughing at the moment. Before anyone tells me to get some medical attention...I know. Its happened and try to explain that to a doctor! I will be ok and I have the things I need. This is just one for the books I think. :evilgrin:

Edit: The work horse fell from the rafters by accident. We honestly have no fetish for black and decker tools. :P

[DarkTirade]

1. Well damn... and I thought my ex was into some kinky stuff... :P

[AutumnMist]

4. It was a complete surprise....

trust me. This is not an ad for black and decker or garages. LOL.:silly:

[lizziegrace]

2. That's funny...

:rofl:


:)

[RetroLounge]

3. Black and Decker makes sex toys now?

Who knew?

:shrug:

RL

[trof]

5. Chuck a dildo into your cordless drill.

That's what I've heard, anyway.
<whew>

[Ellen Forradalom]

9. AMTA

Attuned Minds Think Alike.

[Name removed]

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[trof]

I just made that up. Spur-of-the-moment.

But I just KNEW somebody, somewhere, had actually done it.
The net never disappoints.

[RetroLounge]

14. Okay, the fact that you know who Liz Vicious is

move you several rungs up the ladder of cool...

:loveya:

RL

[Ellen Forradalom]

15. I don't, actually...

...but I know what Google is.

I know Cynthia Plastercaster personally, and was the first to buy a t-shirt at her legal-aid fundraiser...does that count?

[RetroLounge]

17. She's old school. Bonus points!

:hi:

RL

[Ellen Forradalom]

18. Kewl!

I even know extra-extra bonus trivia like her attorney was Santiago Durango of Big Black; it was his first case out of law school.

[RetroLounge]

20. You probably hung out at Waxx Trax with Ministry too...

:headbang:

RL

[Ellen Forradalom]

22. I am an oldtime Wax Traxie yeah

and you do know a DUer is a former member of Ministry, don't you?

[RetroLounge]

24. Yes, I know him...

I used to live in Chi-Town. Saw Ministry a few times. Met Al in the studio.

I used to hang at The Octagon, Neo and The Exit...

:D

RL

[Ellen Forradalom]

25. Oh sure, I remember all those places

I'm old enough to remember La Mere Vipere, too young to be have been a regular..but I have slightly older friends who were.

[RetroLounge]

27. Yeah, same here. Never went there...

Tuts, yes.

The West End, yes...

:hi:

RL

[Ellen Forradalom]

29. Maybe we know some of the same people?

:shrug:

[RetroLounge]

32. Quite possible...

I played in bands there back in the 80's.

Hung out with a lot of musicians and band types.

Spent a lot of time at those place, plus Smart Bar, Eso, China Club, Limelight VIP room, Club 9-something on Wrightwood...

:hi:

RL

[darkstar]

7. I know...

The Black and Decker "Work Hose" no less....

[rug]

8. I believe there are three web sites dedicated to Black & Decker hoses and sex.

[Guava Jelly]

10. Ouch!

It is good that you can laugh it off.
:toast: to a speedy recovery :)

[redqueen]

11. Well...

at least there was some sex!

Sorry... trying to look on the bright side.

:hug:

[DS1]

12. oops

wrong place

[NV Whino]

13. I've broken my nose twice, but

Never in such an interesting manner.

You're doing the right thing, by the way. Ice to get the swelling down. They never do anything (X-rays or set it) until the swelling is down. I do speak from experience.

[AutumnMist]

21. Ice is the best

:hi:

Thank you.

[Richard Steele]

16. You guys actually shook stuff off the garage walls?

Well, gawd bless ya! :patriot:

[AutumnMist]

19. We did.......

My catholic godmother is rolling somewhere. Its not something I will brag about. However what we go through? You have to find humor in it. When you are married with kids, the lack of sleep makes you find humor in the most interesting ways. LOL

[Richard Steele]

40. Brag? If I ever vibrated something that heavy off a shelf, I'd put a SIGN in the yard about it!

I'd have to put a sign in the front yard, because
billboards and TV ads are beyond my means! :rofl:

[Ellen Forradalom]

23. Penthouse Forum will reject this letter

as utterly implausible.

[SoxFan]

28. !

:spray:

[The Straight Story]

31. I can tell ya all - it is true

We made up for it later though :)

[GOPisEvil]

26. Wow. Worst thing that ever happened to me is getting a cramp.

Broken nose, huh? Nice. :)

[Fire Walk With Me]

30. Time to better secure them (shakin') rafters.

:)

[xchrom]

33. you get this from me --

:applause: :applause: :applause:

[The Straight Story]

34. It was the shortest sex we ever had

At least I made her yell!

[xchrom]

37. lol -- you? -- or black and decker?

[BarenakedLady]

35. Wow

I bow to your creativeness.

Sorry about your nose though.

:D

[SPKrazy]

36. well it is still worth it to

go for it anywhere!

:thumbsup:

sorry you are hurt though hope it heals quickly

:hug:

[The Straight Story]

38. She is in bed sleeping, took some meds, some ice, and is out

Will check on her in a bit and see if the swelling went down, I know mine did real quick :rofl:

[Hand]

39. Oh. My. God...

This is absolutely... hysterical. Also heroic. You get a Purple Heart for this one!



And maybe something else for "Service above and beyond the call of duty." Har har! "Service" indeed!

[meegbear]

41. Pain and Pleasure baby!

Next time, wear latex.

[SKKY]

42. "...no fetish for black and decker tools."

Yea, like we haven't heard THAT excuse before. :eyes: