i'll give you $100 cash money if you sit in on Part II of the World's Most Boring Meeting for me

[MrCoffee]

100 American Dollars. all for the privilege of wishing you were dead. who among you could pass up such a bargain?

[kwassa]

1. got a funny email from my wife once

she was in such a meeting in Sweden, of all places, where her colleague was butchering her slides in slow motion before foreign dignitaries.

From her Blackberry, the email was entitled "JUST SHOOT ME NOW!"

[MrCoffee]

8. i emailed my boss earlier...

told her that i penciled "Kill Self" on my calendar immediately following the meeting.

[hedgehog]

12. See, that's where you're making a mistake.

Suffer through the meeting, then kill yourself?

[XemaSab]

2. Can I get it in Loonies instead?

:shrug:

[MrCoffee]

5. hell no...that would be around $350 US, wouldn't it?

who do you think i am, George Soros?

[Jimbo S]

30. Why do you hate 'Murika?

:shrug:

[MissMillie]

3. how long is the meeting slated to last?

$100 may not be enough

[MrCoffee]

6. 4 hours...

:cry:

$100 isn't even close to enough...i was trying to lowball you.

[Pierre.Suave]

4. Where is this meeting

and do they serve coffee and pastries?

[MrCoffee]

15. 4th floor conference room...and no

[Pierre.Suave]

17. Then I wont be going

I only go for coffee and pastries.

[DarkTirade]

7. Is the attendee required to be awake during this meeting?

[MrCoffee]

14. yes. otherwise i'd save the 100 bones and snore my way through it

it's entirely possible that i will, in fact, drift off at about 11am

[DarkTirade]

19. Damn. There goes an easy 100 bucks.

Back to the seedy streets for me. Maybe if I find the right dress and show a little leg I can earn that money another way...

[flvegan]

9. Deal. I'm going to need you to sign a waiver of any liability I might incur

should I get you fired, though.

[MrCoffee]

10. no way. the $100 is contingent on attentiveness and alertness

[flvegan]

16. Dude...have we ever crossed paths here before?

Do I strike you as the type to be attentive through a 4 hour "boring" meeting?

[MrCoffee]

18. that's why i said "no way"...i should have stated in the OP that

flvegan should not even bother applying.


feel free to report me to the proper authorities.

[Midlodemocrat]

22. I don't think you can be attentive through lunch.

:hide:

[flvegan]

23. Depends what she's wearing.

I can be REAL attentive to some things for a long period of time.

[AlCzervik]

11. will there be food?

and can i get 100 euros instead of American dollars?

[MissMillie]

13. a cut in pay for a really boring meeting.....

pass

[Midlodemocrat]

20. $100 for four hours? Who are you, WalMart?

No way. I probably couldn't even listen to Sirius Channel 2 during the meeting where it's all holiday music, all the time.

[redqueen]

21. I'd do it in a heartbeat.

I can use the money and I have a very active and vivid imagination, really helps keep me awake during those things.

[CreekDog]

24. Please don't say "cash money" --it bothers me

First, it's redundant. Second, nobody who has ever said that was credible in my book.

[MrCoffee]

25. gee, i'm sorry. feel free to put me on ignore.

i'd show you the same courtesy.

[Midlodemocrat]

26. LOL.

:rofl:

:thumbsup:

[CreekDog]

27. Not necessary, but I'll give you $5 cash money if you stop (nt)

[MrCoffee]

33. your cash money's no good here

[flvegan]

29. This is the kind of disrespect I will not tolerate. No flames, please. n/t

[MrCoffee]

34. nice post, JimRob

[redqueen]

28. It's not really redundant, is it?

You could give a person a check, or an IOU...

:shrug:

[CreekDog]

36. no, $100 cash is already money

so, money, money is redundant.

[TZ]

31. Geez why substitute when I can get the sheer pleasure..

of that every Wednesday at 1pm. :boring:

[Jimbo S]

32. Only if pizza is provided

That's pretty a given for any long meeting I've attended.

[mwooldri]

35. I'll do it for £50. (nt)

[sasquatch]

37. Make it Euro's and we have a deal

100 Euros that is.
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[ohiosmith]

38. Hell yes! I spent two days with Del Griffith. I can sit through anything.

[MrCoffee]

39. FREE AT LAST, FREE AT LAST

Thank God Almighty, I am free at last!!!


that was...interminable.

[Merrick]

40. heh heh

you said "interminable"