Elle Driver.

[racaulk]

Yikes. I mean, YIKES.

Swordfights, Swears, Whistles, and is EVIL enough to kill a man with a poisonous snake.

I repeat: YIKES.

[IndianaJones]

1. vastly superior to Minnie. nt.

[racaulk]

2. Indeed. nt.

[flvegan]

3. I'll bet her sword handling skills are fantastic in real life, too.

[DarkTirade]

4. Eh, I could probably take her.

Unless she poisoned my fish first.

[racaulk]

5. In your dreams.

In a blink of an eye, she would lop your head off with her sword and stand over you laughing while watching you die.

Cross her at your own risk.

[DarkTirade]

6. I said I could take her... I never said in a fair face-to-face fight... :)

[racaulk]

7. I stand corrected.

:spray: :rofl:

[DarkTirade]

8. Although my patented Ninja Kick to the Nuts wouldn't work on her... hmm...

I'll have to come up with a new strategy.

[racaulk]

9. Perhaps you could learn the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique.

Ask Beatrix, she'll show you. Then again, if you do, you may never have an opportunity to use it yourself...

:hi:

[DarkTirade]

10. I could if Elle was within five steps of me...

See, I got my bases covered.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

11. And now she's some kind of bad ass, hot Zatoichi.

The mind boggles.