I was just fired from my job at the orange juice factory -

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couldn't concentrate....




It takes some guts to post something like this, you know.

[Maestro]

1. Don't feel badly.

I bet they fire a brazillion from that factory!







Now it really takes guts to respond like that! ;)

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3. Argh - you're right.

:rofl:

[chknltl]

2. Blatant Pulp Fiction!

links??? photos???? :crazy:

[Blue-Jay]

4. oohhhh! (headslap)

[bicentennial_baby]

5. Big Pulp lobby get to you too?

:hug:

Bastids, always trying to push their "Lots of Pulp" crap on me. x(

[jgraz]

6. Your story somehow lacks appeal

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7. urrrrrrgggggggggahhhh - oh, touche

[Indi Guy]

20. It was kinda' seedy as well...

;)

[many a good man]

8. Orange you glad yer finally out of that place?

You should be.

[originalpckelly]

9. I hear OJ did it.

[jgraz]

10. Were you squeezed out?

[auntAgonist]

11. it was a pithy job anyway!

:)


















fyi:the pith, is a source of pectin and has nearly the same amount of vitamin C as the flesh

[Blue-Jay]

12. They may have had issue with your zest for the position.

[gemdem]

13. That's the pits

Well, someone had to say it. :-)

[RushIsRot]

14. I can imagine that you're just crushed!

[Orrex]

15. Too much time contemplating your navel?

Good grief.

That's it... Time for bed.

Edited to remove a hysterical pun that some quicker soul had already posted. Oops!

[BrotherBuzz]

16. I'm quiting my job at the prune factory

It was the pits.

[Indi Guy]

17. When I saw the title, I was hoping for a juicier thread... n/t

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18. That was a seedy place anyway.

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19. I'm sure you'll find a job with some zest.

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21. No chance of a peel?

[Indi Guy]

22. That's Uncanny!

;)

[Jamastiene]

23. Now, now, I'm sure you will

rind another one.

Do I win for cheesiest reply yet?

:rofl:

[Indi Guy]

24. Uh... Yeah. I can smell the fromage from here...

...

[Deep13]

25. I was fired from my job at the muffler shop.

I was always exhausted.

[Phentex]

26. Nice post, Anita Bryant!

;-)

[Bake]

27. Ground you to a pulp, did they?

:rofl:

Bake

[Parche]

28. I Thought You Were The Apple In Their Eye?

Orange you glad they didnt do that sooner? :hi: