Wouldn't Hacky Sack be a better way for Iowa to choose the President?

[MrScorpio]

[MrCoffee]

1. lock them in a gym and make them play Dodgeball...last one out's the nominee

[Bake]

4. I hear Hillary is lethal on the dodgeball court!

Really vicious.

Bake

[MrCoffee]

5. but DK has the size advantage...you know he's nimble as fuck

i think DK would pwn them all on the dodgeball court

[Bake]

6. Edwards doesn't want to muss his 'do

And Obama gots to be too tall and gangly to be very athletic.

Bake

[SeattleGirl]

2. It's as good an idea as any.

Hell, why not hopscotch or jacks?

[skygazer]

3. Or a dartboard

Blindfolded. What the hell.

[NightWatcher]

7. if they did hacky, widespread panic would win

[Bake]

8. The Pubbies could have an archery contest

Where they shoot at each other. Or a circular firing squad (which I must admit is OUR usual way of doing things).

Bake

[trof]

9. I think Scrabble.

I want somebody SMART in there.
Most points wins.
Yeah.

[taterguy]

10. Perhaps