I ate lunch at the Olive Garden just now!

[Chovexani]

CALL CONGRESS RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!11

[DarkTirade]

1. ... and I thought I knew you.

[Chovexani]

6. Our relationship is a lie.

:(

[DarkTirade]

11. Then I suppose I should come clean too...

the reason I don't eat at Olive Garden is because... I'm intolerant.

That's right, I'm lactose intolerant. I discriminate against milk and milk byproducts.

And now you know my horrible secret.

[Chovexani]

16. OMG!!! This is HUGH!!111

We're screwn.

[Gormy Cuss]

2. Troll.

:hi:

[Radical Activist]

3. Bastard!

What is this place coming to?!
;)

[Redstone]

4. Awfully late lunch. You must be really busy at work.

Redstone

[Chovexani]

7. I work evenings.

"Lunch" is pretty much what everyone else calls dinner. 1-10 shift. :(

[Redstone]

12. Way to make me feel like a numbnut, Hitler. You'd THINK I might have considered that

there are actually people who work evenings, wouldn't you?

But no.

Never underestimate my capacity for density.

Redstone

[Chovexani]

17. No problem, fascist troll

:)

[Redstone]

21. That's FREEPER fascist troll to you, young lady. I demand the proper respect.

Redstone

[Deep North]

5. Olive Garden...

...is shit, although I think I'm walking into an inside joke. Seriously it's a boil-n-bag McDonalds...worked there...done that.

[DarkTirade]

13. It's a running gag that started with a comment much like yours, actually. :)

[sniffa]

8. all 3?

National and International?

[Chovexani]

18. Jeb Bush wasn't there with disease

Thank gods.

[Fox Mulder]

9. I love that place.

Especially the breadsticks.

[Guava Jelly]

10. You sicken me.

sigh.......I hope you felt like family..:D

[Chovexani]

19. I felt like family alright

Considering our waitress kept checking me out. :o :evilgrin:

[rug]

14. You're on the list.

[Chovexani]

20. OH NOES

Not the list!! :cry:

It was peer pressure! My gay boyfriend at work treated me!

[no name no slogan]

15. Unlimited soup, salad and breadsticks I presume?

:9

[Chovexani]

22. Nope, the Tuscan Chicken

Which really wasn't that bad. I've had far better, mind you, being a NYer. The wine helped. :P

But considering the craphole I'm in, this is about the best I can hope for.

[no name no slogan]

24. It'll get you by, in a pinch

The only time I end up at Olive Garden is when I'm visiting my mother, who lives in a town of 100,000 in the upper midwest. It's funny because the town has really big SE Asian (Cambodian, Hmong, Vietnamese and Thai) and East African communities (mostly Somali and Ethiopian), but is still pretty midwest homogenous in most respects.

You can get a killer pad thai or excellent Ethiopian, but finding a decent Italian or even a German place in that town is nigh on impossible. So if we want Italian, it's off to Olive Garden. That just cracks me up.

[NewJeffCT]

23. Nice post Clarence Otis

in case you don't get the reference, Mr Otis is the CEO of Darden, the company that owns Olive Garden