Alright! Fine...YES!! I DID IT! I CONFESS!!!

[Itascapark]

All the weapons-of-mass-destruction are in my tool shed...

:evilgrin:

[HawkerHurricane]

1. How'd they get from my seabag to your toolshed?

I smuggled 'em out a long time ago...

By the way, Saddam has got chipping and painting down, and is moving up to swabbing the deck.

[Maple]

3. Remind me to avoid

either your toolshed...or your seabag!

All that crowding can't be good for them.


(Terry Pratchitt quote btw?)

[HawkerHurricane]

6. IRT your BTW

I love Terry Pratchet (just finished 'Thief of Time'), but I have no idea where the quote came from, I found it somewhere and liked it. If it is Terry's, I'll have to give credit, but I don't know.

[LiberalLibra]

5. How did you two get that map I drew? The WMD were all.....

....safely buried in the field near my house. I was just out there and all you guys left was a big hole. :bounce:

[HawkerHurricane]

7. How did you get them out of my seabag?

Since I'M the one who smuggled them out of Iraq...
Unless that was your land in Iraq I got them from...
If so, I'm sorry about the dog.

[nadinbrzezinski]

2. Now Mister Bush

We know you are still delusional....

Hold it God told you... ok then I guess a small room with no view will fit you well.

:nopity:

[samsingh]

4. stop that now!

.

[Interrobang]

8. Can I borrow them for a few hours?

I've got a score to settle with my C.R.A.P.-voting dad.

Thanks, I knew you would. I'll return them undamaged and in one piece. You'll see. Trust me...

Oh, dad...

:nuke:

[Ashes]

9. Can I borrow your nation-mower

and osama-wacker?

[Phatfish]

10. well, well, well

Don't tell me the weed killer and chlorine for the pool are the chemical weapons we have been looking for. The fertilizer and the half-empty can of beer left there from the 4th of July must be the biological weapons. No! No! Saddam is really the pool man with the mustache. How dare you!