Favorite "Fletch" quote???

[phillybri]

NOT "Fletch Lives". That movie never happened!!!

Here's mine:

"Yes very good, I'll have a bloody mary, a steak sandwich, and a steak sandwich..."

[flyingfish]

1. The whole Dr. Rosen routine

Dr. Rosenberg, Rosenstein, etc....

[phillybri]

2. "Hi, it's me Doctor Rosenpenis...."

I love that...

[ChompySnack]

3. "Thanks alot"

To the guy who just shot out his back window.

Also: "I love your body Larry."

[Red_Viking]

4. I'm John...

John Cocktoasten...

Or however you would spell it. Love the part where he charges a bundle to Mr Underhill.

What a terrific film!

RV

[Wolfman 11]

5. I thought that dead body was my brother

yeah, it wasn't, but the spleen was a spitting image.

[geniph]

6. His visit to the doctor

when the doctor is doing the proctological exam:

"Are you using your whole hand, Doc?" then starts singing Moon River...

[tridim]

7. "It's all ball bearings these days"

"Looks like you could use a refresher course!"

Fletch is loaded with great quotes. :)

[Forkboy]

8. The whole movie is quotable!

"I love what you've done to the place...must have cost hundreds."

"Dont talk to me like that assface,I don't work for you yet!"

"Babar,that's an unusual name.Is that with two B's?"
"No,B-A-B-A-R."
"Thats two B's."
"Yes but not right together."

"It's probably that pederast Handerhan!"

"Would you like to see a picture of her? She's cute as a button."
"oh yes,she is a button isn't she?"

"This wouldn't entail me dressing up as Little Bo Peep would it?
"It's nothing like that,I assure you."
"Yeah,I assure you."

"Are you a cop?"
"As far as you know!"

"You're in luck,I saw my pimp today."

"Is that Tommy Lasorda?I hate Tommy Lasorda!"

"Can I borrow your towel,my car just hit a water buffalo?"

"So you ordered your lunch here?"
"Well,I knew thats where my mouth would be."

I'll stop before I quote the whole damn movie :)

[T Roosevelt]

9. Sorry - have to pull from Fletch Lives

"What can I do to you...for you?"

[Paragon]

10. He draws the foul!

*headbutt*

[GOPisEvil]

11. Look, defenseless babies!

It was something you wife said while we were in bed together. She said we had the same build. From the waist up I imagine.

I would have been here sooner, but a manure-spreader jacknifed on the Santa Ana. You should see my shoes.

In the court ruling US vs. Fishbine, a man subjected to potential incineration while wearing another man's suit is entitled to $10,000 worth of airline tickets. It's an obscure ruling, but a very important one to me.

(singing)Strangers in the night, exchanging clothing, strangers in my pants...

Hey! I think our problems may just be solved. Ed McMahon. Think I just won a million bucks. Yeah, Iwin M. Fletcher you choose. Woo wee! Oh boy, I lost. Yeah. Sorry.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

12. "The End" Not a Chevy Chase fan... he is too bizzare

[stanwyck]

13. Is this from "Fletch"?

I'll have you know my ancestors got kicked out of some of the best countries in Europe.

[GOPisEvil]

14. Not sure, but your user name is from Fletch!

:D