Tips on dealing with stubborn bank managers

[quadriga]

Tomorrow, when confronting your bank manager and demanding your savings be returned to you in gold or euros, remember this helpful tip. If the bank manager starts telling you some cock and bull story about how "You're thinking of this place all wrong, as if I had the money back in a safe. The money's not here. Your money's in Joe's house ... and a hundred others," best just to pick up the closest piece of lobby furniture there and hurl it at 'em. This will let them know that you mean business and to cut the bullshit and get you your money. It will also make you de facto leader of the unruly mob.

[underpants]

1. (star shoots across the screen)

[DS1]

2. G. I. JOEEEEE!!!

[ghostsofgiants]

3. Knowing is half the battle.

Or, if you prefer, "STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN'!"

[Brigid]

4. It will get you a jail cell.

That is all. :evilgrin:

[Mugu]

5. Just remember that you can get further with a smile

and a gun than you can with only a smile.

Regards, Mugu

[Gormy Cuss]

6. Good plan.

Tell me how you like it in Potterville.