"I don't know what's wrong with the internet"

[dolo amber]

:rofl:

Someone just called my office (I work for comp. repair) and said this...no "Hi", no "My name is and I have a question", no nothing. Just "I don't know what's wrong with the internet."

It took EVERYTHING I HAD not to say "Well sir, from what I understand it's full of idiots and assholes. Hope that helps!! :hi:"

[QueenOfCalifornia]

1. You would have been safe to say

"Okay.... Just a sec.... I'll look at it and get right back to you and let you know what I find."
:rofl:

[PeaceNikki]

2. I would have asked him which internet was the problem.

And directed him to "The Google" for answers.

[MonkeyFunk]

3. tell him the tubes are clogged

and he needs to pour liquid drano on his keyboard.

[leeroysphitz]

4. Does that really help? n/t

[madinmaryland]

5. Tell him he has reached the end of the internets, click the "back" button

three brazilian times, and then go outside and do something healthy!

:rofl:

[swag]

6. It's not something that you can just dump something on.