The Sentence Game

[Dr. Strange]

In which four words are given and you make a sentence which contains all four words. Upon successful completion, you give four words to be used in the next sentence. You like? Okay, here are four words:

projectile clock blue earnest

[siligut]

1. Am I too late?

It wasn’t out of the blue that the alarm clock became a projectile when Leo failed to show an earnest attempt to get out of bed.

Quaint jealousy meatloaf wipeout

[unpossibles]

2. your rather quaint jealousy of my meatloaf is no excuse to wipeout my menu board!

does that count for "wipeout" as in erase?

Chimp switchgrass nukular ranch

[siligut]

4. Yes.nt

[KitchenWitch]

13. The switchgrass on the ranch continued to grow wild, in spite of the chimp and his nukular reaction.

Servile, vacuous, bloke, sneakily

[Dr. Strange]

15. Skinner, being the servile bloke that he was,...

succumbed to his vacuous desire to sneakily delete all GD-P threads.

facetious longitude truculent fish

[madinmaryland]

3. ..

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his three o"clock briefing in the blue room, when he says in earnest, "Three brazilian soldiers were killed by an unknown projectile."

:hi:

Oops, edited to add:

un-sheilded twisted pair cabling

[Orrex]

5. You have to pick four words for the next player

You shameless hack.

[siligut]

7. Hey that is only three words!

The GOP was shameless in their attempt to hack the program you wrote to protect the voting results.

Wormhole shill raspberry orient

[Orrex]

8. Gah! I wish DuStrange would post the rules again

This is way too confusing for me.

[TZ]

14. Too many words again

DuStrange's game confuses Orrex

doll pun pantless pink

[Dr. Strange]

17. Orrex, the pantless doll, showed everyone his pink pun.

largess subthread fickle squeeze

[TZ]

20. Okay

Due to the largess of the Kewpie Doll this fickle subthread is putting the squeeze on DuStrange's rules...
Silly breast bounce yellow

[Dr. Strange]

21. Too bad temeah isn't here!

Watch the silly yellow breast bounce. (I only had to add two words!)

temeah nipple poke engorge

[TZ]

23. Oh man...I don't know if I can do that without getting this locked...

The engorged chicken breast was so full of fluid that while eating it temeah felt it poke his nipple....

play cat twins black

[Dr. Strange]

19. turtlensue, the raspberry shill, failed to orient her starship correctly, and fell into a wormhole.

android popcorn bile flinch

[Inchworm]

6. You broke it!

:cry:




;)

[Inchworm]

9. Ok

The interrogator put his pair in a vice and attached the cabling -- electrically coercing a twisted story out of him in front of an unshielded light bulb.

:hi:

duck simplistic oregano camera

EDIT: for highlighting

[madinmaryland]

10. Ok..

In front of the camera, Emeril started his simplistic recipe by saying "BAM", as he put oregano on the duck.

:D

toilet, bunco, parchment, tollbooth

[RainDog]

12. the bunco squad busted the tollbooth toilet for using parchment instead of tissue

apricot destroy sahara turtle

[TZ]

18. okay

The delicious apricot made the turtle want to destroy the sahara

dog leaking green batteries

[DS1]

11. ok

The heroin dealer realized his punny attempt at a decoy duck filled with oregano were a rather simplistic attempt to hide the real shipment, as he smiled for the police camera.

manga daily leopard slime

[Inchworm]

16. Weee

The slime covered out of towner was seen daily on the pier wearing leopard print pantaloons flipping the pages of "You and Me: An American Manga" mumbling "I didnt know I could bend that way" over and over.

:silly:

orion oak flint savvy

[Pierre.Suave]

22. EASY...

The blue clock became a projectile thrown in earnest...


Sad Macy's Yellow Submarine

[Dr. Strange]

24. Combining with an earlier response...

Watch Macy's silly yellow breast bounce in the sad submarine.

building left member chapters

[TZ]

25. okay

The biggest member of DU has left the building to work on chapters of his new book...
(Skinner's 101 ways to kill a troll...or how GDP drove me to drink...)


Strange math music capricorn..

[Dr. Strange]

26. Hmmm...

While the music of Spinal Capricorn is strange, nothing tops the pictures of their keyboardist TZ performing math with no shirt on.

(Get it, nothing tops...?)

binding fruit traipsing falafel

[Rabrrrrrr]

27. Seeing Sheila lay unconscious after he turned her teeth to bloody ruin with a projectile clock,

Ed shat the previous night's blue taco dinner on her neck and with earnest, suffocating hatred, pierced her left cheek with a 20-penny nail and left her there, gurgling on her blood, but quite safe from dying.



My four words are:

mephitic Klondike farads

[Dr. Strange]

28. Oh my...

Rabrrrrrr's mephitic Klondike bar was so noxious that Robocop was forced to use the few remaining farads in his capacitors to call for help using the .

My four new words are:
词 απόψε 미사일 грудь

[Haole Girl]

29. Well, *that* should kill this thread!

:crazy:

[Rabrrrrrr]

31. Ha! You just didn't try hard enough.

[Rabrrrrrr]

30. Dork. Using a bat symbol. What's next?

I give you my 词 you filthy, sickening peacenik, I shall, this night - yes, απόψε!! - hold the 미사일 tight to my грудь in feverish anticipation of the climax of nuclear Armageddon.



Try these four words - the two that are in brackets are not the words themselves, but describing the word to be used:

(two spaces)
(a husker du mp3 audio file)
2-(Diethylamino)-N-(2,6-dimethylphenyl)-acetamide
BBBBRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!

[siligut]

32. Okay two.

Jennifer realized as she was traipsing toward Olive Garden, that this diet of pasta and cheese had become rather binding and she vowed then to eat more fiber, like falafel and fruit.

When Rabrrrrrr asked the enigmatic goddess Rрудь, from Mount Olympus when he was going to get to 词 and 미사일, she replied not απόψε or any other night, zapppppp.


Deal corner piggyback chartreuse

[Rabrrrrrr]

33. Taking the corner chair, piggybacking on an idea from Dune of never putting one's back to a door,

siligut took a cliche Tom Cruise-like sip of his Chartreuse in preparation to deal the next hand while Rabrrrrrr, over in the other corner, also sipping Chartreuse but doing so in a much more superior way, took a pause during the deal to silently strangle siligut to death, using the power of the Dark Side.

:P

I don't get the "get to word and missile" from your sentence, though.

[siligut]

34. HA!

I am female, thus negating your strangling and in turn reclaiming my innate chartreuse drinking superiority.

Plus, please stop stagnating innocent play with cryptography, god damnit.

[Rabrrrrrr]

35. Double HA! By the power of the Dark Side, I changed you into a man!

Bwuhahahahahaha!!!

[siligut]

37. Really? You can do that?

My DH is going to be so mad at you.










Wait, if you can use the dark side, and I am now Astarte, I have precedence. Thank you for the upgrade! I am at this moment changing you into someone who abuses animals and I am telling flvegan before you can get any cruel pleasure. I would bet skittles would be up for some action as well!

Rabrrrrrr, was so confident of his abilities to cast dispersion on the innocent, beautiful and oh-so-sweet siligut that he laughed like this, Bwuhahahahahaha!!!, and in doing so, he let his guard down, and became a victim of his own device.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

42. When the mods read DuStrange's post titled

词 απόψε 미사일 грудь, they locked it; because even in hieroglyphics, that damned Brazillion joke is just too tired.


scalpel recliner yoyo rapture

[Dr. Strange]

54. Damn that brazillion joke!

Dr. RainDog yelled over the sound of Blondie's "Rapture" playing on VH-1, "Quick! Get me a scalpel so I can get this yoyo out of the recliner!"

astrobleme circumbendibus ishkabibble olitory

[siligut]

56. I have a scalpel for you.

Ish Kabibble prized his ancient astrolabe, however in his usual circumbendibus and solitary manner, he made a joke of its importance to him. :headbang:

[Dr. Strange]

57. You got 50%.

You goofed on astrobleme and olitory.

Don't make me get the principal!

[siligut]

58. That is 6 words! And you are the one who wrote the rules!

Well, I guess I can humor you.

The negotiator replied, let's just pay the principal, don’t make this into a big deal; you get me on this?

astrobleme circumbendibus ishkabibble olitory

[Dr. Strange]

59. sigh

DuStrange had to put siligut on his Ignore list when he (after Rabrrrrrr performed the sex change) failed to come up with a sentence using the words astrobleme, circumbendibus, ishkabibble, and olitory.



Four more words:

digamy fustigate knucker oche

[siligut]

60. Rabrrrrrr’s name is now mud. MR gut is pissed.

You know what a knucker is? You have officially outed yourself.

Four of my friends dropped by for more tea, after a few brief hours, we had happily consumed all of the year old girl scout cookies and a Costco gallon of absolute.


Orion onion opinion catheter

HA HA, you can't see this. DuStrange, wears panties, DuStrange has a poster of David Cassidy on his bedroom wall! DuStrange has a batman suit hanging in his closet. DuStrange, he loves him some Wal-Mart baked goods.

DuStrange was told by madinmaryland that 3 brazillion, brazillion jokes had been told.

After a while, DuStrange looked up and asked if a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it fall, does it make a noise?

[Dr. Strange]

61. Point of order.

I'd like the record to show that I do NOT wear panties. I have a poster of David Cassidy wearing panties. The rest is more or less accurate, though.

[siligut]

62. It would appear that the ignore function has malfunctioned.

Be that as it may: DuStrange’s David Cassidy poster has bite marks on it. DuStrange went to Amsterdam and didn’t get a BJ. DuStrange has mold in his basement. DuStrange has a secret crush on Smurfette.

If you haven't watched the You tube video in malta blue's thread, you are missing out. http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7716976#7717001

[GoddessOfGuinness]

68. "Iskabibble!", declared Martin as he walked...

...the circumbendibus which wound its way around the giant astrobleme which the gourmet cook had found an ideal spot for his olitory garden.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

36. Ernest earnestly projectile vomited the blue clock his mother-in-law gave him.

squeegee crunch metronome cylinder

[Dr. Strange]

38. allrighty...

LynneSin could tell by the crunch of the toolbooth cylinder that the metronome on her squeegee was due for replacement.

saber safer saner sawer

[siligut]

39. Sure thing!

No saner than the sawer, the maniac that wielded the saber made the world a lot less safer for the rest of us.

Pothole lemonade kicked 300

[Dr. Strange]

40. Okay

I kicked 300 cups of lemonade out of the pothole.


pelagianism micturated syzygy interdigitation

[Rabrrrrrr]

41. In an odd theological syzygy between Bishops, they unanimously accused Pelagius of pelagianism

and to drive the point home they micturated on his face, straight through Pelagius' ultimately useless and non-protective attempt to make a barrier of interdigitation.





Deciduous Waldensians alkalides entablature

[GoddessOfGuinness]

43. The Waldensians sought an ancient deciduous tree from which to construct a table for their upcoming

Last Supper rite; but alas their prized arbor had been destroyed by alkalides, so they used the entablature of the Justice Department building instead.

Beethoven mucous feldspar joystick

[siligut]

44. Here you go!

Admiring the blue gray feldspar as he flew over Volcanoe National Park, Beethoven sneezed a big one and the mucous stuck on his joystick.

Whined wined wind balcony

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

45. Ok!

He wined and dined her as she whined about the wind while seated on the balcony.

exchange lactose malevolent nutmeg

[siligut]

46. I can envision that!

She knew the foreign exchange student was lactose intolerant, but the malevolent host laced his cocoa with nutmeg and cream.

Carefree crayons Buick rinse

[crimsonblue]

47. hmmm...

John drove quickly around the bend completely carefree --he glanced down at his feet to see the crayons crashing incessantly against his sneakers, and reached down to remove the molestors-- he looked up and saw the homeless man in time to see the rinse from the man's squirt bottle splash against his Buick before it, along with its owner, vaulted effortlessly over the car.

marble whirl peacock shine

[grannylib]

48. As I leaned over my workbench to cement the vintage marble into

place on the mosaic garden art piece I was constructing, the damn cat flew under my feet in a whirl, with showers of colored glass flowing like peacock feathers in the shine of the shop light.


chicken agate morphine view

[crimsonblue]

49. hmm...

Frank slowly injected the morphine into his arm and slowly the view outside his window became speckled with splendid agate markings of chickens prancing in a golden field.

asparagus colloquial whitewall fundamental

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

50. chicken agate morphine view

Geraldine, having just murdered her handsome but tiresome Argentine gigolo Raoul with her ex-husband's bandsaw, wearily trudged onto the lanai and, shooing Agatha the the chicken away, slowly reclined on her brocaded hammock, carefully flicking bits of brain matter from her crimson lacquered fingernails, and, sipping her Diet Dr. Pepper and Laphroiag cocktail, she rolled her agate worry beads in her blood-stained fingers and contemplated administering another dose of morphine to the pool boy to keep him from screaming quite so loudly; and finally she relaxed, sucked the rest of her drink through the gap between her front teeth, and decided simply to enjoy the view.


penguin hebephrenic earwax ontogeny

[crimsonblue]

51. hmm...

As Joseph lay rocking against the stuffed penguin in the four-walled, austere, harsh room (all the while being watched by the psychiatrist looking through the one way glass) on his face developed this hebephrenic laugh-- maniacal in its tone, emotionless in his eyes-- that slowly morphed his entire body, causing him to suddenly stand up and start spinning; even the earwax he had picked and placed in his pocket zoomed mightily into the window glass, causing the psychiatrist to push the button and terminate Joseph on the spot, for it appeared this drug had worked, and was ready for mass production.

edit: forgot words again. mantriculate fustian solipsistic puppy

[siligut]

52. What the hell were you drinking man?

Siligut and her fat, funny puppy were unconvinced by the fustian charade, provided by crimsonblue’s solipsistic manner, that mantriculate was actually a word.





projectile clock blue earnest

[crimsonblue]

66. my bad...

i like making up words sometimes :P I meant matriculate

[siligut]

67. So you weren’t drunk?

In an ill-fated attempt to matriculate quickly into the group, Jillian wore her company logo tee shirt to work every casual friday for months.

Sylvester was verbose in his valiant and veracious denial of his involvement in the cataclysm that caused so much misery and despair.

My old sig line was “Sometimes I make up my own facts”. Actually something my husband said. He was making fun of himself, but I felt leaving it as my sig line might cause people to believe I was insincere.

[grannylib]

53. Let's see here....

As Dr. Heliotrope gazed out the window at the penguin stalking some invisible ice mote, she sighed and contemplated her hebephrenic existence, absent-mindedly snacking on the earwax she was digging from her aural canal; then finally, she turned back to her study of the ontogeny of micromonospora purpuria.



flea propinquity hanged perfume

[siligut]

55. Snacking on earwax?!?!?

The propinquity of the flea caused grannylib to flee, but her perfume hanged behind as a reminder of her mysterious presence.

Wafer waif wade weird or go here: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7716297#7721490

[bixente]

63. Water waif wade weird

The waif's mind would wade into such weird territory, so much so he felt the necessity to douse himself with water in an attempt to return to normality.

Moot sun gypsy caravan

I hope that's OK.

[siligut]

64. Of course it is OK, at least with me. This thread has taken a few unpredictable turns.

The gypsy caravan prepared to move on at sunrise, causing Sharona’s infatuation with the local sheriff to become a moot point.

Candle responsibilities buck Zima

[crimsonblue]

65. hmm

The moment young buck scampered majestically across the road-- as the moon held votive for the sky-- Baraba looked from her porch with a Zima in hand, hoping that she too could be like this gracious beast; she imagined her responsibilites being snuffed out like a candle in a hurricane, galloping fast and far away from her, until only a wisp of smoke remained.

darn it. forgot them again. veracious verbose valiant cataclysm

[Dr. Strange]

69. 955, eh?

crimsonblue's valiant effort to reach 1000 posts was aided by his verbose nature, however his veracious tendencies would ultimately end in cataclysm for the Music Appreciation Forum.

abderian dactylonomy gargalesis jentacular

[crimsonblue]

70. man... now i gotta go look those up!

hmm....

Jennifer curiously peered through the hole that appeared in her bedroom wall, for this was no ordinary hole-- NO! this was a special hole, a lenticular hole, which gave her the power to zoom in and focus on whatever her heart desired-- and as she gazed into this wonderous hole, into her mind raced a memory, a discrete and otherwise insignificant moment, and she knew instantly where this magical hole would take her: into the magical world of her dreams, where abderian glee was of nothing but abundance, where time and reason followed religiously the dactylonomy of her small hands as she lay moving the years, where the torment and rejection were replaced by parents that loved her and enjoyed afternoons full of gargalesis and tea party; alas, as poor Jennifer drifted back from the ethereal plane, her surroundings became once again clear, and the portrait beyond the hole in her wall returned once more to the image of her parents in the throws of anger.


lambaste despicable quell angel

[grannylib]

72. a la Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans, I guess *lol*

[bicentennial_baby]

71. The man who turned blue, due to excessive intake of silver, was earnest

to launch the projectile in the direction of the clock, which wouldn't stop beeping.