I am deposed Emperor of the Universe. Ask me anything!!!

[MrCoffee]

[Dr. Strange]

1. How did you lose your pants?

Wait, what does "deposed" mean again?

[MrCoffee]

3. It was a tragic misunderstanding between me and the prison tailor...I don't like to talk about it.

[TZ]

5. Oh thats where Mr. Coffee was...

Busy being debriefed somewhere...BTW, You must be happy now, what were you doing without the availability of Mr. Coffees bunk..er..wait I REALLY don't want to know that....:evilgrin: :rofl:

BTW, nice to see you Mr. Coffee.

[Midlodemocrat]

2. Where the hell have you been?

:loveya:

[MrCoffee]

4. In exile. Being deposed isn't all fun and games.

[Parche]

6. Were You With

Juan Valdez?

How big is your coffee bean?


Are you smooth or bitter?


Do You like a little sugar, or does that make you creme?

:woohoo:

:hi:

:hide: :popcorn:

[MrCoffee]

7. no, big enough, bitter and no.

Does that answer your questions, Nosey Parker? :rofl:

[NewJeffCT]

8. How did you get deposed?

and, who did it?

[MrCoffee]

9. Open revolt by an ungrateful peasantry who didn't understand my need for

solid gold toilet paper and legions of bikini-clad security personnel to surround and protect the Royal Personage.


The actual deposing was carried out by Miss Scarlet in the Conservatory with a lead pipe.

[AnneD]

11. Pesants can be...

rather revolting. Absolutly no sense of humour and can't take a joke.

My question-What will happen first. Will my teenage daughter graduate high school or will I kill her. She graduates at the end of the month and I only have one nerve left.

[MrCoffee]

12. She will graduate first. Caps and gowns clash with prison jumpsuits, and you don't want that.

[AnneD]

13. Your right.....

It is so had to find coordinating orange pumps...although metallics are still hot so I could match the handcuffs and chains with the pumps or a nice sandal. A pedicure with a nice muted orange adds a nice summer touch.

[MrCoffee]

14. Handcuffs, chains and pumps?

SWOON!

[AnneD]

15. And a

mani pedi!!!!!

[khashka]

10. lionesspriyanka did it while he was gone

She took over. But if he marries her he might get his position back or at least be prince consort.

Khash.