thermodynamic
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Thu Aug-07-03 06:36 PM
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| So Guido shot first and Han simply reacted? |
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Good grief, reinventing ET to show the Feds carrying walkie-talkies instead of guns was pathetic enough, now this.
Will somebody chop off Lucas's hands so he won't ruin anything else he's created?
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Hanuman
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Thu Aug-07-03 06:39 PM
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| 1. A- F*CKING- MEN, brother! |
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Can I get a witness here?!?
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Thu Aug-07-03 06:42 PM
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| 2. I'll second that motion... |
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...and give you a big damn Amen.
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Thu Aug-07-03 06:45 PM
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| 3. didn't ET also change some dialogue |
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changing the word "terrorist" to something like "hippy"
:shrug:
makes you long for those bullet-ridden Planet of the Apes sequals, that were rated G!!!
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Thu Aug-07-03 06:46 PM
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If you watch the original movie closely you will see a burning hole next to Han after he fries Guido. Don't know if that was in the book or not, but I distinctly remember that because I didn't want to think Han would kill in cold blood like that.
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Fri Aug-08-03 10:29 AM
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| 10. Congrats ChompySnack!! 300 posts |
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Thu Aug-07-03 06:53 PM
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What's this about???
I didn't notice the change in ET either, but I hadn't seen it in ages.
Is this in the "special edition" version of Star Wars?
Gimme a break!
You know I heard an interview with Lucas by Robin Williams, and he said that the furvor aginst Jar Jar Bush was nothing new. He said that w/ Star Wars people hated the Droids, with Empire, people hated Yoda and with Jedi, people hated the Ewoks. Minus Jedi, does anyone remember ANYONE ever hating the Droids or Yoda???
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Thu Aug-07-03 06:56 PM
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| 6. Ewoks yes -- Droids and Yoda no - never |
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Thu Aug-07-03 07:38 PM
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| 7. TOO F*CKING RIGHT!!!! (although it's Greedo, isn't it?) |
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Edited on Thu Aug-07-03 07:40 PM by Pert_UK
That Star Wars edit turns Han from being a pragmatic, rebellious natural survivor into an incompetant half-wit who was only alive through sheer fluke and who gave his enemies the chance to kill him. Greedo's miss was farcical......
I would NEVER buy the "remastered" version of Star Wars....except that I had to because I could get all 5 SW films on DVD in China for a dollar each...
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P.
P.S. "Greedo" from SW, "Guido the killer pimp" from Risky Business?
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Thu Aug-07-03 09:23 PM
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| 8. Or is that Father Guido Sarducci... |
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Thu Aug-07-03 09:52 PM
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| 9. The cinematic crime of the century |
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It's clear to anyone over the age of two that there's no way that Greedo's blaster bolt can emerge at that angle from his gun. I almost :puke:d in the aisle the first time I saw that.
This little change makes Solo look like a complete boob, and it cheapens his eventual transformation into a good guy who risks himself for others.
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Fri Aug-08-03 10:32 AM
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| 11. Man, that Greedo (Guido?) is sure a lousy bounty hunter! |
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If he misses Solo at point-blank range!
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