I have a paisley umbrella ... OMFG!!! I SECRETLY SUPPORT THE ISLAMO-FASCIST TERRORISTS!

[zbdent]

I may never go out in the rain again!!!

[Iggo]

1. And all the cholos in my neighborhood...

...who wear paisley bandanas, they are also terrorist sympathizers?

Damn! Who knew?

[yurbud]

6. we will have to ask Ann Coulter what's an acceptable non-terrorist pattern

maybe little squares.

[El Fuego]

2. "First they came for the paisley...

and I didn't speak up because I don't own anything paisley.

Then they came for the plaid, and I didn't speak up because my plaid skirt was at the cleaners.

Then they came for me, and there was no one to speak for me because apparently everything in my closet was sending subversive terrorist messages."

[khashka]

5. LOL!

Keep the plaid skirt at the cleaners, we don't want you ending up in gitmo.


Khash

[zbdent]

8. "Then they came for me, and I was naked ..."

that could be scary ...

[ScreamingMeemie]

9. Best post all day...

:rofl:

[crispini]

13. Hee!

:rofl:

[Shell Beau]

3. Mine is paisley too! Black and white paisley for that matter.

:o

[unpossibles]

4. imagine how Prince feels!

ZOMG!

[yurbud]

7. if you look at actual PLO kafiyah, it's HERRINGBONE! So a lot of righties wearing suits

are actually closet terrorist supporters.

[LeftyMom]

10. Also, paisley means you have demons.

(Warning, turn your sound off, or horrible MIDI music will get you)

http://www.demonbuster.com/paisley.html

[zbdent]

11. nah ... I hung up "no-demon" strips ...

[LeftyMom]

12. Did you have them blessed by a priest first?

[zbdent]

14. No, but I spent a night at a Holiday Inn Express ...