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Lethe
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Sun Sep-14-08 07:22 PM Original message |
Are jewish people screwed when it comes to combating vampires? |
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Xipe Totec
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Sun Sep-14-08 07:31 PM Response to Original message |
1. No. |
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Sun Sep-14-08 07:33 PM Response to Reply #1 |
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Critters2
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Sun Sep-14-08 07:36 PM Response to Original message |
3. Not just Jews. Even Protestants are screwed. If a vampire came down my chimney right now, |
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Fire Walk With Me
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Sun Sep-14-08 07:44 PM Response to Reply #3 |
5. "If a vampire came down my chimney right now..." |
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Lethe
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Sun Sep-14-08 07:51 PM Response to Reply #3 |
11. maybe vampires prefer catholic blood |
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MsTryska
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Sun Sep-14-08 10:24 PM Response to Reply #3 |
23. Don't worry....A Vampire can't come in until you invite them |
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TimeChaser
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Sun Sep-14-08 07:41 PM Response to Original message |
4. Actually, in some book's universes, |
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Connonym
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Sun Sep-14-08 07:45 PM Response to Reply #4 |
6. I've been trying to remember how it worked in the book "I Am Legend" |
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Lethe
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Sun Sep-14-08 07:49 PM Response to Reply #6 |
9. hmmm |
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sarge43
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Mon Sep-15-08 02:33 PM Response to Reply #6 |
71. I believe you're right, Connonym. |
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JVS
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Sun Sep-14-08 07:46 PM Response to Original message |
7. Don't be a putz! Vampires can't come in unless you invite them. So don't invite them in. |
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Connonym
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Sun Sep-14-08 07:49 PM Response to Original message |
8. This reminds me -- is anyone watching the new vampire series on HBO? |
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deucemagnet
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Sun Sep-14-08 09:30 PM Response to Reply #8 |
16. I just downloaded and watched the first episode tonight. |
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Connonym
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Sun Sep-14-08 10:11 PM Response to Reply #16 |
21. where did you download it? |
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deucemagnet
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Sun Sep-14-08 10:49 PM Response to Reply #21 |
25. I downloaded a torrent from mininova.org |
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Connonym
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Sun Sep-14-08 10:59 PM Response to Reply #25 |
26. thanks :) |
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deucemagnet
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Sun Sep-14-08 11:15 PM Response to Reply #26 |
28. You're welcome! |
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MsTryska
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Sun Sep-14-08 10:25 PM Response to Reply #8 |
24. i watched it... |
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Dogtown
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Mon Sep-15-08 09:40 AM Response to Reply #24 |
46. When "American Gothic" was cancelled |
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Shakespeare
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Mon Sep-15-08 12:37 PM Response to Reply #24 |
61. Horrendously bad stereotypes and attempts at southern accents, though. |
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PeaceNikki
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Mon Sep-15-08 09:48 AM Response to Reply #8 |
48. I LOOOOVE it! |
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driver8
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Mon Sep-15-08 01:04 PM Response to Reply #8 |
63. I watched an episode the other night -- I am hooked!! |
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Forkboy
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Sun Sep-14-08 07:49 PM Response to Original message |
10. I open the Lounge and this is the first subject line I see. |
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UTUSN
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Sun Sep-14-08 09:23 PM Response to Original message |
12. I am SO screwed for thinking the o.p. is funny!1 n/t |
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RetroLounge
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Sun Sep-14-08 09:26 PM Response to Original message |
13. Threads like this are why I get nothing done in my life |
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Connonym
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Sun Sep-14-08 11:26 PM Response to Reply #13 |
29. no way dude |
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Jamastiene
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Mon Sep-15-08 01:08 PM Response to Reply #13 |
64. Nah, they never appear to those of us who are atheist or agnostic, |
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crispini
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Mon Sep-15-08 01:34 PM Response to Reply #64 |
69. Ya know, there are a couple of schools of thought on that. |
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mcctatas
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Sun Sep-14-08 09:26 PM Response to Original message |
14. I don't know... |
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Catch22Dem
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Sun Sep-14-08 09:27 PM Response to Original message |
15. Holy wafers? |
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Lethe
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Sun Sep-14-08 09:38 PM Response to Reply #15 |
17. they use holy wafers in Bram Stoker's novel |
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Catch22Dem
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Sun Sep-14-08 09:46 PM Response to Reply #17 |
18. I never knew that |
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Aristus
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Mon Sep-15-08 10:11 AM Response to Reply #15 |
50. Van Helsing (played by Laurence Olivier) used a holy wafer to repel Frank Langella's Dracula |
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Jamastiene
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Mon Sep-15-08 01:11 PM Response to Reply #15 |
65. Garlic makes your breath stink. |
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minnesota_liberal
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Sun Sep-14-08 09:51 PM Response to Original message |
19. Yes, if they use screws |
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Sebastian Doyle
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Mon Sep-15-08 12:44 AM Response to Reply #19 |
39. Silver bullets only work on werewolves |
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pokerfan
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Sun Sep-14-08 09:59 PM Response to Original message |
20. sure but try improvising a SOD with scrap wood |
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jobycom
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Sun Sep-14-08 10:18 PM Response to Original message |
22. In Elizabeth Kostova's "Historian," different faiths use different symbols |
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Flagg
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Mon Sep-15-08 11:29 AM Response to Reply #22 |
55. Never mention the concept of muslim vampires to freepers, please |
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jobycom
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Mon Sep-15-08 11:39 AM Response to Reply #55 |
57. I generally avoid all conversation with Freepers, but why? |
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elshiva
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Sun Sep-14-08 10:59 PM Response to Original message |
27. Ask Willow Rosenberg: |
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Lethe
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Mon Sep-15-08 12:31 AM Response to Reply #27 |
31. preferably with a khukri knife |
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elshiva
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Mon Sep-15-08 12:35 AM Response to Reply #31 |
32. Thanks for the tip, mate. |
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Lethe
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Mon Sep-15-08 12:40 AM Response to Reply #32 |
35. anytime chummer |
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elshiva
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Mon Sep-15-08 12:49 AM Response to Reply #35 |
40. Thanks again, pet. "I may be love's bitch |
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Jamastiene
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Mon Sep-15-08 01:13 PM Response to Reply #35 |
66. Oh, great...another knife for me to start collecting. |
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cemaphonic
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Mon Sep-15-08 12:23 AM Response to Original message |
30. What you really have to watch out is pulling that shtick on the *Jewish* vampires. |
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moriah
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Mon Sep-15-08 12:39 AM Response to Original message |
33. Remember "Love At First Bite"? |
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crim son
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Mon Sep-15-08 12:40 AM Response to Original message |
34. I don't imagine so. |
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Sebastian Doyle
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Mon Sep-15-08 12:41 AM Response to Original message |
36. Garlic's kosher, ain't it? |
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samuraiguppy
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Mon Sep-15-08 12:42 AM Response to Original message |
37. garlic is supposed to be good |
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krispos42
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Mon Sep-15-08 12:44 AM Response to Original message |
38. Actually, vampires should have evolved by now |
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crispini
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Mon Sep-15-08 01:32 PM Response to Reply #38 |
68. So what about Athiest and Agnostic vampires? |
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sarge43
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Mon Sep-15-08 02:37 PM Response to Reply #68 |
72. The Origin of Species by Natural Selection should work. n/t |
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krispos42
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Mon Sep-15-08 03:04 PM Response to Reply #68 |
73. Flying Spaghetti Monster car decals |
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Misskittycat
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Mon Sep-15-08 04:46 AM Response to Original message |
41. Not being able to kill vampires is a cross we Jews have to bear. |
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Connonym
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Mon Sep-15-08 04:50 AM Response to Reply #41 |
42. ... |
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BlueCollar
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Mon Sep-15-08 05:48 AM Response to Reply #42 |
44. second that |
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hobbit709
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Mon Sep-15-08 05:14 AM Response to Original message |
43. What about Hindu and Moslem texts? |
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billyskank
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Mon Sep-15-08 12:37 PM Response to Reply #43 |
62. You could try beating the fuck out of them with a Mahabarata. |
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Mon Sep-15-08 06:32 AM Response to Original message |
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Taverner
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Mon Sep-15-08 09:42 AM Response to Original message |
47. Well considering Anti-Semites have based a lot of post-Bram Stoker vampire lore on Jews |
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Orrex
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Mon Sep-15-08 09:53 AM Response to Reply #47 |
49. Irving Ninjawitz would be the coolest martial artist ever |
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TZ
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Mon Sep-15-08 11:24 AM Response to Reply #49 |
54. You don't even need a throwing star |
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tigereye
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Mon Sep-15-08 10:54 AM Response to Original message |
51. maybe jokes from the 50's Catskills heyday might do it.... |
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Twillig
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Mon Sep-15-08 11:02 AM Response to Reply #51 |
52. "Stake my wife--Please!" |
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Orrex
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Mon Sep-15-08 11:13 AM Response to Reply #52 |
53. Marvelous! |
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tigereye
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Mon Sep-15-08 08:29 PM Response to Reply #52 |
74. waaah-waah |
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Akoto
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Mon Sep-15-08 11:35 AM Response to Original message |
56. From personal experience ... |
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skooooo
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Mon Sep-15-08 11:51 AM Response to Original message |
58. Ask Barnabas!!! |
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Jamastiene
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Mon Sep-15-08 01:18 PM Response to Reply #58 |
67. I loooooved that show. |
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skooooo
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Mon Sep-15-08 01:34 PM Response to Reply #67 |
70. It's available on DVD...join Netflix... |
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Orsino
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Mon Sep-15-08 12:31 PM Response to Original message |
59. I can recommend Paul Wilson's THE KEEP. (spoiler) |
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Sequoia
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Mon Sep-15-08 12:36 PM Response to Original message |
60. I recall reading somewhere that the first vampire was a Jew. |
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