My dog just drank six ounces of Colorado microbrew.

[Writer]

I can smell his beer breath across the room. Is there anything I can do to help my 15 lb. doggy before his inevitable purging?

[brentspeak]

1. Poor pup. I don't know if there's anything that can help him.

[InternalDialogue]

2. If it was Dale's Pale Ale, I'd get mad.

Otherwise, put on some Tommy Bolin and talk him down.

[Initech]

5. Dale's Pale Ale is some good shit.

Best canned beer money can buy!

[petronius]

3. Now that he has his drink on, he's probably horny

Any female dogs you can introduce him to? ;)

(Barring that, keep him out of the room with the good rug.)

[XemaSab]

4. My dog just drank half a bottle of Sierra

I'm trying to get the other dog to drink the other half, but she thinks we're trying to poison her.

And maybe we are. :hide:

(4th of July fireworks tonight. :scared:)

[Initech]

6. My friend's dog loves to drink beer.

But generally they give her Coors or other cheap shit. I wouldnt know what to do in the case of 1/2 bottle of microbrew! :scared:

[vard28]

7. How 'bout

pretzels? :beer:

[Sebastian Doyle]

8. Your dog has good taste in beer.

Probably shouldn't let him drive tonight though.

[susanna]

9. OK, totally true question.

My late dog, the evil one (yes, really - but I still loved her) would only drink flat beer that had sat out a couple hours.

The question is: 1) was she just plain wrong, or 2) did I fail her?

All advice and opinions would soothe my soul.

[FloridaJudy]

10. If you don't mind my asking

How the hell did your dog get in to the beer? Mine will eat any old thing she finds if I don't watch her like a hawk, but people don't normally put beer in the garbage, or accidentally leave a bowl of it on the coffee table when they get up to go to the bathroom (I've lost more food that way..).