Match Game Story: "By next Match Game, Obama will be president-elect. He will make America ____"

[Rabrrrrrr]

Fill in the blank with whatever you think Obama will make America into!

Of course, there is still the option of writing a bloody, or Lovecraftian, or nihilistic story just for fun.

But also, feel free to write in your hopes and dreams for how America will be taken out of the shitter, rinsed off, and made sparkly and new.

[Heidi]

1. respectable again.

:hi:

[Dr. Strange]

2. Let's do this thing...

By next Match Game, Obama will be president-elect. He will make America 10 million pancakes, smother them in 900 gallons of syrup, and serve it to us when we wake up Wednesday morning. He will then fire up the grill and invite us all over to the white house, where we'll dine on burgers and brats, and play pin-the-tail on Cheney's ass. After dinner, we'll have a movie night, where Obama will offer us commentary on every Samuel L. Jackson movie ever made. You haven't lived until you've heard Obama doing John McCain as Jules Winnfield: "Say what again, my friends. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfornicator. Say what one more goshdarned time."

:patriot:

[MrCoffee]

4. Game Over

Drink from the keg of glory, DUStrange

[LynneSin]

3. The amazing country we once were about 8 years ago

:woohoo:

[Magrittes Pipe]

5. A totalitarian, communist, Islamist state where abortions and homosex are mandatory.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

6. heehee

;)

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. Yes! The public schools (which will have mandatory God-hating time) pools filled with the aborted!

We shall swim in the blood of the innocent!!

[CreekDog]

8. less DuStrangey

so watch out. :hide:

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. I'd've accepted less-parchey, so I consider less DuStrangey a win!

:woohoo:

[Parche]

9. Match Game Rabrrrrrr Style

By next Match Game, Obama will be president-elect. He will make America people including Rabrrrrrr love anything by Genesis"


:woohoo: :hi: