CONFESS!!!!! Why do birds suddenly appear, everytime you are near?

[LynneSin]

Damnit, tired of cleaning up that bird crap!

[BarenakedLady]

1. Just like me

They long to be, close to you.

[XemaSab]

2. They know I have bird seed

:scared:

[anarch]

3. it's because of that sunflower-seed vest I wear

sorry about that.

[Symarip]

4. Like it's any of your business.

Get off my back, woman!

[LynneSin]

6. Then clean up the damn crap before you leave

thank you!

[Guava Jelly]

5. Maybe its my bird seed hat

:D

[SidneyCarton]

7. They are my servants and do my bidding.

How else do you think I know to show up just after you've mopped the floor. THEY ARE WATCHING YOU!!!!!!111!!!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! (Insert hysterical laughter here)

:evilgrin:

[HEyHEY]

8. To be fair, vultures aren't a nice bird

[redqueen]

9. Cursed.

I am cursed.

[Schema Thing]

10. Hitchcock knows

[JVS]

11. Because I am covered with crumbs.

[MorningGlow]

12. Because my real name is Snow White

What, you'd prefer the mice?

[Arugula Latte]

13. Oh, you see the birds, too?

Whew! *wipes sweat from brow and flicks it away*

[Mugu]

14. Maybe you need a feathered troll to keep the birds away.

This one lives under my bird feeder.