What in the heck is the matter with you?

[Bucky]

Seriously, that's not a rhetorical question. What in the heck is the matter with you?

(inquiring minds want to know...)

[DarkTirade]

1. Right now I'm sick and tired.

Literally.

[Debi]

2. I think I'm coming down with something...

I'm feeling a bit peaked...:(

[LeftyFingerPop]

3. I have a bad case of Shystal Sumyisis.

[SOteric]

4. Possibly you mean Schistosomiasis?

:shrug:

[LeftyFingerPop]

6. Oh don't be silly.

[SOteric]

7. Whyzzat? You trying to corner the market?

[LeftyFingerPop]

8. OMG...you mean that's a real disease?

[SOteric]

9. Yeppers, that's a roger.

[LeftyFingerPop]

10. Learn something new everyday...

A guy I used to know used to tell me he had Shystal Sumyisis...and that is how he used to write it and say it. I always assumed he made up the term.

[SOteric]

11. Hee!

He probably heard the term once on an episode of Marcus Welby or something and thought it sounded funny. Like 'platypus;' how can you hear the word platypus and not think it's funny?

[LeftyFingerPop]

12. True, that!

[SOteric]

5. Even a partial printout is going to take up more bandwidth than DU has to give.

But there's a great guy who loves me, the world's best kitty and one or two friends who'd take a bullet for me if they had to. I'll get by.

[mcctatas]

13. currently....

I sure know how to pick them :P

[sarge43]

14. My role in life is to serve as a bad example.

If you have a problem with that .....

[mcctatas]

15. My mom had a tshirt made for me that says...

"some people are a shining example, I am a cautionary tale"

Thanks mom :eyes:

;)

[mainegreen]

16. That's awesome.

Your mom sounds cool.

:rofl:

[sarge43]

18. So it's understood when you finally flip out and do something

extreme and newsworthy, your mom won't stare into the camera and say "I just don't know. He was always such a good boy."

[mcctatas]

21. Now THAT would be unusual...

since I am a girl silly :P

[sarge43]

22. Well, the excitement had Mom a bit confused.

:silly:

[mainegreen]

17. I don't believe in the system.

Any system, really.

[Rhythm]

19. Making a list... checking it twice...

Tarsal Tunnel Syndrome
backache and aching shoulder and elbow joints
and i'm fucking exhausted, and it's Finals week.

:mad:

[redqueen]

20. Trust me...

you don't want to know.

:scared:

[nickgutierrez]

23. I was hungry.

:(

[Oeditpus Rex]

24. My mom used to ask me that all the time

I didn't know what to tell her, either. :shrug:

[harmonicon]

25. numerous things, I would guess

I'm probably riddled with a myriad of undiagnosed illnesses, both physical and mental. I drink too much. I have an unjust sense of entitlement. I'm full of myself. I drink too much. I run my mouth off. I have questionable hygiene.

this could go on for days....

[sarge43]

26. You're George Bush evil twin, right? n/t

[Bucky]

27. As long as you don't start drinking, I think you'll be okay

At your worst, you'd still be George W's good twin.

[ScreamingMeemie]

28. If I told you, you would throw up.

:hi:

[martymar64]

29. I just don't give a fuck

Simple as that.

[Canuckistanian]

30. I keep clicking on these inane Lounge posts

I don't know why.

Maybe I need professional help or something.

Thanks for inquiring.

[Skittles]

31. I will let you know while I am kicking your ass

yes INDEED