Okay, who's on "the list"?

[Missy Vixen]

My girlfriends joke about a list they have with their spouses or significant others -- if someone on that list shows up at the front door, they get a night with him or her. No questions and no repercussions.

Do you have a list? Who's on it? If you're really feeling brave, you can share. Of COURSE this thread is no good without pictures!

Julie
edited for inartful punctuation...

[Bertha Venation]

1. deleted

embarrassed

[Missy Vixen]

2. There's no way in hell I'm putting mine up

He's local. Plus, the spouse will never, ever agree. :rofl:

:scared:
Julie

[LeftyMom]

3. Am I weird that I don't have one?

Don't get me wrong, there are quite a few guys I think are just unspeakably hot for one reason or another, but I really wouldn't be tempted to cheat on flvegan with any of them. And I'm not saying that because he'll probably see this post, I'm saying it because it's true.

[Missy Vixen]

4. I think this is really, really nice

I don't think "the list" is mandatory. I have one name. I have a girlfriend whose list reads like the People magazine's "Sexiest Man Alive" issue.

I think it depends.
Julie

[redqueen]

7. I'm the same way!

But... it's been so fucking long... :7

And I don't even have an SO anyway so it doesn't count anyway! :rofl:

But I'd still feel like I was cheating on someone.

Christ I am such a head case.

[cwydro]

30. No, you're not. Me either.

I'm not in a relationship right now, but I have never wanted to sleep with anyone else when I am with my SO of the moment, so to speak.

Actually, I don't even want to now, lol.

[harmonicon]

5. that is fucked up, man

[BarenakedLady]

6. Shorter list...who's not on "the list"

What?

:hide:

[Missy Vixen]

13. Let's see here... Who's NOT on my list...

Ohhh, how long have you got?

Matthew McConaughey
Colin Farrell (come to think of it, Colin Powell doesn't do much for me, either.)
Brad Pitt
John Cusack (even if he's a great actor)
ALL of the New England Patriots
ALL of the Dallas Cowboys (jeez, Jason Witten, why can't you get traded to a real team?)
Alan Rickman (even if he is a great actor)
Justin Timberlake
the Jonas Brothers
any guy who self-identifies as a Republican
the entire Bush administration

I'm sure I could go on, but the Internet would explode from the sheer mass of guys who just don't do it for me. I'm sure I don't do it for them, either.
Julie

[Midlodemocrat]

16. The JONAS BROTHERS!!!! THEY ARE CHILDREN you perv.

:rofl:

[Missy Vixen]

19. I have it on good authority

that one of them thinks I am teh hotness.

I'm a cougar, y'know. :rofl:
Julie

[Midlodemocrat]

20. I'm with you. Joe Jonas? Totally adorable.

:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

8. No list here

[matcom]

9. my list

but i'm not sure Mrs Matcom knows :hide:

[redqueen]

10. Grow your own fags? (nt)

[DS1]

18. notice the price of the mag is in pounds

;-)

[mwooldri]

27. Curiously they do here in NC grow them...

just they call it tobacco here.

Ahh the lovely differences between the various dialects of English the world over.

Mark.

[redqueen]

28. No but... do you call tobacco itself 'fags'?

I could see "roll" your own fags... but grow?

It just seems wrong.

I knew they meant cigs, duh. :eyes:

[mwooldri]

29. Nope, the tobacco itself is called tobacco...

... just when you turn it into cigarettes they become "fags". Plus you can buy "fag paper", which would be cigarette paper, for rolling your own.

Fortunately the other form of "fag", more properly "fagging" has dropped out. If you were a fag at Eton, you were a junior schoolboy assigned some servant-duties for an older schoolboy.

Mark.

[Midlodemocrat]

Why I love Kelly Brook.

She bumped TM off the list. :thumbsup:

:rofl:

[pokerfan]

24. Is that your 'naughty' list or your 'wish' list?

Or is it a hope chest?

[flvegan]

11. Uhh...I, uh...

I don't have one.

Glad I read the entire thread first.

[Missy Vixen]

14. You are such a sweetheart!

:hug:
Julie

[LeftyMom]

17. Luckily for me, this thread wasn't entitled

"people who'd totally make the list if they had better hair" or I'd lose a whole lot of moral high ground. :evilgrin:

[trof]

12. You're kidding.

I can't imagine.
You live a much faster life than I do.

[Midlodemocrat]

15. Dear God!!! That 'list' would require I shower every day.

Sometimes. Doesn't happen. :rofl:

[Missy Vixen]

21. Oh, I could cough up more names, I'm sure

Let's face it, I'm a freak, and very, very picky. ;-)

Julie

[mcctatas]

22. a random sampling from my extensive list :P

Henry Rollins


Clive Owen


Russ Feingold


Tony Duggins


Anthony Bourdain

[Missy Vixen]

23. Now, that is quite a list

I'm guessing you have a weakness for men with dark hair, too! :hug:
Julie

[Lucian]

25. I have a list.

But I'm not sharing. :D

[littlebit]

26. My girlfriend has a list.

We got to meet one of the people on the list back in may. Fortunately all she got was a handshake.

[Aristus]

31. My list:

Salma Hayek.
Charlize Theron.
Monica Bellucci.
Sophie Marceau.
Maria Sharapova.

Mrs. Aristus' list:

Denzel Washington.
Brendan Fraser.
Mark Harmon.
Daniel Craig.
Patrick Stewart.

[petronius]

32. I have a list (but I sure haven't told my wife about it!)

It's probably a moot point, however - there's very little chance of Salma Hayek, Juliette Binoche, or my old college girlfriend showing up at the door...

:)