DU Folks who just don't give a rat's ass check in here for Safe Haven

[LynneSin]

:D

[curse10]

1. Me!!!!!!!!!!

:-)

[pagerbear]

2. Is that an imperative or a declaration?

[THUNDER HANDS]

3. I don't give my ass for anything

But since I've lost weight my ass is a lot smaller and less round. I'm quite disappointed.

[LynneSin]

6. Your ass is shrinking like mine

:bounce: WOOHOO :bounce:

[THUNDER HANDS]

8. its rather depressing

It used to be my best feature. Both women and gay men frequently complimented me.

<sigh>

[LynneSin]

10. I think it's your winning personality and shining smile

:D

[THUNDER HANDS]

12. aww

:)

[LynneSin]

14. no flirting with me - you're an almost married man

:eyes:

[THUNDER HANDS]

17. but I'll always need a mistress

:evilgrin:

[LynneSin]

18. I'm sure you'll find some desperate woman who'll be happy to oblige

I, on the other hand, do not share well with others

:shrug:

[VelmaD]

19. Do more lunges...

and squats. That'll work those glutes. :)

[GOPisEvil]

4. Don't give a rat's ass about what?

I want to know what I'm ignoring, dammit! :P

[supernova]

5. Persecuted about not giving a rat's ass

That's how I feel. LOL! ;-)

[LynneSin]

7. DAMNIT - YOU MUST GIVE A RAT'S ASS

[supernova]

13. Ooh, My Own Private Passion

I'm all tingly-like. :evilgrin:

[commander bunnypants]

9. A rat has an Ass?

I thought it was a rat butt

DDQM

[Burma Jones]

11. I gave a Rat's ass, but they wanted a Ferret's

[underpants]

15. Militant agnostic-I don't know and you don't either

bumpersticker on a car in my neighborhood

I gives no I DON'T give a rat's a**

[Brewman_Jax]

16. Easier to find a cat's ass

the cats got all of the rats, so that's what's left.

[LynneSin]

20. yep, my cat's ass is usually in my face first thing in the morning

PEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Zomby Woof]

21. I don't give a matcom's ass either!

:think: :D

[LynneSin]

23. Well I don't give a Yak's ass

so there!!!

[DemNoir]

22. This is a vulgar thread

In the old days we used to say "rat's rear"

[afraid_of_the_dark]

24. Here is my offering... one rat's ass.

Should I send it express, or regular post?

[LeftCoast]

25. Sorry to be a party pooper

but don't you think that this thread is a real poke in the eye to the folks on DU who feel as though they've been under siege lately? How's it supposed to make them feel?

I thought we were the nice guys...