I'm savvy and hip and cool because I talk on my cell phone while driving.

[kayakjohnny]

I like to make people think I'm important and validated because someone wants to talk to me so badly, that they can't even wait til I stop and park.

I know it makes me a really shitty driver, because I have two stories going on at once. The driving story (which you'd think would be pretty important), and the story being told by the person on my cell phone.

But it's cool. I can multi-task and it will be ok.

If it weren't for my cell in my hands, while I'm cruising around, I don't think I'd be worth a flying fuck to this world.

Sometimes, I just hold it up to my ear, with no one on the line, just to make everyone think I'm a really cool mother fucker.

[BeachBaby]

1. Um......

are you okay, babe?

[kayakjohnny]

5. Huh, sorry....I was on the other line.

[BeachBaby]

7. Who were you talking to?

[kayakjohnny]

11. No one, but I was pretending to....

ar...ar..ar..

[datasuspect]

2. i'm just cool

chillin like bob dylan

[BeachBaby]

3. I'm not cool.

Someone threw me under the bus yesterday.

[datasuspect]

4. show me where they at

i will punish them

[BeachBaby]

6. He's buried under so much snow.....

you'd never find him.

Thanks, though. :hug:

[datasuspect]

13. sweetheart

i will unleash my fists of vengeance against the scalliwag who has perpetrated this injustice.

just lemme know.

[BeachBaby]

16. No....no need for that, babe.

I still love him - dummy that I am.

Just shoot me now. :(

[kayakjohnny]

9. I'm sorry. Hope you're ok. This was meant as a joke, but I hope things turn out ok for you.

[madeline_con]

8. I think you're important. Anyone who must be on the phone 24/7

has to be one very in demand MoFo. :hi:

[kayakjohnny]

10. Well it was meant as a joke for all the people I see who actually do this.

For myself, I'm actually worried that too much exposure could possibly be bad, so I try to limit my phone time. I was projecting onto the folks I see out there who acutally do this.

[madeline_con]

14. I don't do well with trying to call and drive. I CAN, but I hate to.

If the kid's with me, he'll make the call. Otherwise, I wait until I'm not rolling.

[kayakjohnny]

12. Cool screen name btw, she was one of the best.

[TZ]

15. lol

You belong in DC! Thats sooo inside the Beltway cool! (DC - home of the clueless and arrogant drivers)

[brentspeak]

17. True story: I once saw a woman who was driving talk on her cell phone...

...while also attempting to light the cigarette dangling in her mouth with the other.

[Lucian]

18. I wish I was that cool.

:(