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Tue Mar-02-04 02:21 PM
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| O Lord since you are up there where the eagle is sore can I get a CAPTION? |
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Edited on Tue Mar-02-04 02:31 PM by underpants
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| Catshrink
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Tue Mar-02-04 02:22 PM
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| 1. Gee.... can I be the new Marty Feldman? |
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Tue Mar-02-04 02:23 PM
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| 2. If you squint just right, it looks like the eagle is crapping on Ashcroft |
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Tue Mar-02-04 02:25 PM
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| 5. If that thing craps on me like the one did in second grade... |
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and embrasses me in front of the others I will have to go home and only go to church where they don't make fun of me because of my superior ability to talk in tongues like Uncle Fundy taught me to...
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Tue Mar-02-04 02:24 PM
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| 3. Lemme check....okay no breasts are visible |
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Tue Mar-02-04 02:27 PM
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| 6. Hold it it says JUSTITIA.....there's a breast reference there... |
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we will have to get rid of that part...
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Tue Mar-02-04 02:25 PM
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| 4. Dang that clumsy George has no control of his Frisbie toss |
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Tue Mar-02-04 02:28 PM
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| 7. I need your wisdom your guidance Justice Scalia |
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Tue Mar-02-04 02:30 PM
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| 8. "dirty, filthy, titty...." |
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Tue Mar-02-04 02:47 PM
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That one just got me some strange looks at work.
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Tue Mar-02-04 02:52 PM
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Tue Mar-02-04 02:44 PM
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| 9. Herr Ashcroft remembers that he saw a Crisco coupon in the paper ... |
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... and, pauses to seek guidance on how he can bring more suffering and stress and fear into people's lives ...
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Tue Mar-02-04 02:48 PM
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| 11. Scandalous... I can see right under that eagle's feathers! |
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That's it - constitutional amendment time: all eagles need to wear underpants! :D
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Tue Mar-02-04 03:02 PM
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| 13. As soon as I get this giant novelty pog dislodged from my skull... |
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...I'm gonna kill whoever threw it. I bet it was Powell.
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Tue Mar-02-04 03:07 PM
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| 14. heard off in the distance: "Remember, boys, don't shoot until |
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you can see the whites of th-- SHOOT! SHOOT!!"
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