Who would win in a fight?

[Orrex]

Poll question: Who would win in a fight?

Keep in mind:

Dora has her Backpack: "Backpack, Backpack! Backpack, Backpack! I'm the Backpack loaded up with things and knick-knacks, too! Anything that you might need I've got inside for you! Backpack, backpack! Backpack, Backpack! Yeah!"

Diego has his Rescue Pack: "Rescue Pack, I got your back! I can turn into a parasail or a kayak!"

Clearly, either of these two eco-conscious kids has a potentially limitless arsenal to call upon. So who would win in a knock-down, no-holds-barred donnybrook?

[Shell Beau]

1. Dora is where it is at dude!!!

Come on. Everyone knows that!

[Orrex]

2. If Diego's smart, he'll take out Boots first

Then Dora, distracted by her grief at losing her irrepressible simian ally, will be an easy target.

[Fire Walk With Me]

3. Does Dora grow up to be Lara Croft?

[Orrex]

4. A valid question, but I don't think so

Lara is a Brit, pero Dora es Latina.

[Bucky]

5. Diego is totally derivative. Pepsi don't beat Coke, Daffy don't beat Donald...

Star Wars don't beat Star Trek, Mohammed don't beat Jesus... Cheap knock off products never surpass the original.

[Orrex]

6. Daffy kicks Donald's ass

But aside from that, I have to agree with your assessment.

[madinmaryland]

7. You have a brazilian preschooler??

:hi:

My daughter loved that show!

[Orrex]

8. My two-year old is a big fan of Dora

He's less interested in Diego, though.

[mwooldri]

9. Nope, they'd tag team each other against the Backyardigans. nt

[Orrex]

11. Whatever. Tasha would stomp them both flat.

[TZ]

10. Where's the option for Swiper?!

:grr:
My niece loves Dora..but she seems to love Diego even better....

[Orrex]

12. Swiper is foiled too easily.

I mean, what self-respecting villain is vanquished by thrice chanting "Swiper, no swiping?"

[Deja Q]

13. Does this fight involve a vat of jello and isn't exactly fighting in a conventional sense?

:hide:

[Orrex]

15. Um. No.

[Redbear]

14. Maraka would beat them both.

http://www.imeem.com/aaronadrian/video/Ik-E1v1F/nbc_saturday_night_live_snl_tv_funhouse_maraka_tv_vide/

[OmahaBlueDog]

16. Three words: Big.Red.Chicken

Have you seen him? He's huge! He'd kick Dora, Diego, and Boots the Monkey all over Mexico.

[Orrex]

18. A compelling point!

BRC is a true force to be reckoned with. What's Diego got to compare with it? A pygmy marmoset? Puh-leeze!

[Sebastian Doyle]

17. Skeletor would lock both of them in the dungeon of Snake Mountain

..and then violate a statue of Britney Spears in childbirth......

[Orrex]

19. That image reminds me of a question

How does Skeletor drink, exactly? I suppose that his esophagus terminates somewhere under that cowl of his, and he just pours the liquid straight into his gorge?