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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-16-09 08:53 PM
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Have you ever driven bottomless?
Who can tell most of the time if the driver is actually wearing pants or not? Did you ever drive in just your underwear and a shirt?
I haven't.
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-16-09 08:56 PM
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1. OMG! True story....
about 8 years ago I was a waitress at a supper club. My uniform was a white oxford, a funky tie and a short black skirt and black nylons. I used to wait until I got to work to tuck in my shirt, put on my apron etc so one day I just threw on my coat over my uni. and drove to work, it was not until I got out of my car and noticed that, even though it was January in WI, my ass was super cold...

and then I realized, I had left my skirt at home! :dunce:
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bluesbassman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-16-09 08:58 PM
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3. Supper Club....
Riiiight! :rofl:
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-16-09 08:58 PM
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4. ahem!
:spank:
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-16-09 09:04 PM
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5. Hahaa!
:rofl: Sexy, sexy mcctatas. :hug: :loveya:
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PaddyBlueEyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-16-09 09:07 PM
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8. Your kidding me..
:rofl:
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-16-09 09:08 PM
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11. Oh would that I were!
not one of my more brainy moments :P
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PaddyBlueEyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-16-09 09:13 PM
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12. I missed it..
we might have to recreate that... :evilgrin:
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Symarip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-16-09 09:08 PM
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10. Sweet Raptor Jesus in Evolution Heaven
When you lay your talon on my soul after I leave my dead body, and send me back to earth in your magic animation/time machine, can I be incarnated as a fly in mcctatas car circa January 2001?

Thanks
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-16-09 08:58 PM
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2. Only when I go out trolling for traffic cops
:yoiks:

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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-16-09 09:04 PM
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6. Does it work?
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-16-09 09:25 PM
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20. Trolling for cops? Nope. I haven't sped in years.
And there's no rumor about me being faster than a speeding bullet either...

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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-16-09 09:27 PM
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22. You are more powerful than a locomotive, though.
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-16-09 09:05 PM
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7. No, but you just gave me an excellent idea next time I go on the freeway.
:evilgrin:
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-16-09 09:19 PM
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16. Woo hoo! I wish I could see this...
:) :evilgrin:
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-17-09 12:10 AM
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38. That would make an EXCELLENT song title:
Driving nekked for Elshiva


Wish I as still in a band right about now. You'd be immortalized in song.
:evilgrin:
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Urban Prairie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-16-09 09:07 PM
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9. No, but both have uh...been slid down a bit.
If you know what I mean...

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harmonicon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-16-09 09:15 PM
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13. yes
the circumstances were..... well, I hadn't set out to do that, but that's how it wound up.
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Lost in CT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-16-09 09:17 PM
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14. Only if I have picked up a hitchhiker. nt
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-16-09 09:19 PM
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15. It is called "Porky Pigging"
Edited on Mon Feb-16-09 09:31 PM by underpants
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-16-09 09:24 PM
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19. Thanks! I did not know that.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-16-09 09:28 PM
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23. There was an NFL assistant coach who got arrested for this
can't find a link on it now. I think he went to a Taco Bell drive-in
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-16-09 09:32 PM
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25. Was he drunk? Porky pigging and drive-ins don't mix.
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Urban Prairie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-16-09 09:33 PM
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27. Joe Cullen, Lions DL coach
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bluesbassman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-16-09 09:45 PM
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30. And they wonder why they can't win a game.
:rofl:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-16-09 09:56 PM
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33. Thanks couldn't remember his name n/t
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hedgehog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-16-09 09:19 PM
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17. Well, I used to, but then my husband got some sheet metal and fixed
the hole in the floor.
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NNadir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-16-09 09:21 PM
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18. No, but my wife once drove about 200 miles in Kansas topless.
We were just goofing around. We were young.

I swear that no one, and I mean absolutely no one, saw it. That was some pretty sparsely inhabited country, Western Kansas.

It was pretty sexy actually, a very fun day, pure play, the kind of day that you don't realize will some day become precious in your memory.

Sigh...
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-16-09 09:26 PM
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21. NNadir that is a sweet story.
:hug: I'd love to drive topless. :) Thanks for sharing.
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bluesbassman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-16-09 09:32 PM
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24. Does buck naked count?
:)
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-16-09 09:33 PM
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26. Yes it does. Were you nekkid driving?
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bluesbassman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-16-09 09:43 PM
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28. Well...
:blush: When I was much younger, I was in the company of a certain young lady who was, how can I put this, 'in the mood'. We were driving around in my dad's '67 Catalina, so we decided to pull up this country road and see where nature would take us. As it happened, this road was a dead end, and there should not have been anybody coming up it. Well as fate would have it a car did come up that road, and as we were enjoying some of the fruit of the vine in addition to the horizontal mambo, we thought it might be the Five-O so we took off quick fast and in a hurry. Didn't get fully dressed until we pulled into Jack In The Box for a burger.

So, yes I have driven bottomless. :evilgrin:
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-16-09 09:52 PM
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31. WOW! That's exciting. Thanks for sharing.
:) ;) :yourock:
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-16-09 09:45 PM
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29. Not all the way.
And nobody could see that I was unzipped anyway. Somebody else's head was in the way. :evilgrin:
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-16-09 09:54 PM
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32. Who's head was in the way?
:evilgrin: Be careful. Remember what happened in "The World According to Garp?" :(
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-16-09 10:20 PM
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34. I've never seen that movie or read the book.
:shrug:
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-17-09 01:50 AM
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40. Only part of me, and that part was kept from view by a young
lady I was "friendly" with at that time. We were driving on a pretty empty hiway at about 3AM.

mark
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-17-09 02:07 AM
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42. Thank providence for straight roads.
:)
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-17-09 02:11 AM
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43. And light traffic.....
and sweet young ladies, too.

mark
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-17-09 02:21 PM
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44. I don't know if 'sweet' would have been the right word to describe her...
:P
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hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-16-09 10:25 PM
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35. yep, I did it once
on a bicycle.

Pretty sure people could tell I was not wearing pants, but a) I was wearing underwear, b) it was pouring rain, and c) it was 2 a.m. I also took off my shoes, socks, and shirt and put them in a trash bag in my backpack.
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-16-09 10:32 PM
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36. Yes.
Long story, but an interesting drive from I-80 down to Balmer.

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Crabby Appleton Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-16-09 11:31 PM
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37. see pic
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-17-09 12:19 AM
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39. yes. nt
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dysfunctional press Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-17-09 01:53 AM
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41. only when i'm masturbating.
so, yes. quite a bit.
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-17-09 02:29 PM
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45. Well, my sub-woofer is cutting in and out.
Does that count?
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eyepaddle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-17-09 02:39 PM
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46. I have not. Of course since I never had a garage to park in I would've been "showing off"
from the second I left the apartment!
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