My dog has a $1,000 ass.

[LeftyFingerPop]

According to my vet bills.

[jobycom]

1. Don't let him around Elliot Spitzer!!

God, I deserve to punished for that.

[SoxFan]

30. Yes, you do!

:spank:

:rofl:

[Skittles]

2. you want I should kick some $1000 canine ass, LFP?

or some vet ass? :7

[LeftyFingerPop]

3. Yes please...

the vet! :D

[Skittles]

4. I don't mind it myself, whining about vet bills

but I particularly hate it when other people criticize money spent on pets - I know people who have bought houses bigger than they needed, or fancy cars, or designer duds but heaven forbid we should spend money on our beloved pets - yes INDEED

[LeftyFingerPop]

5. I know, and truth be told....

I would take out a second mortgage on my home to pay for her care if need be. Even if she is the spawn of Satin.

[flvegan]

6. Bet it's a bargain, too.

I spent $3500 trying to buy some time and keep my Zen happy and healthy at the end. Gave me a year. Wouldn't trade it for the world.

[LeftyFingerPop]

8. I hear ya...

If I added up my vet bills over the last 11 years or so, I'm guessing $20,000? Top care, all shots and check-ups, teeth cleaning, etc.

The companionship of 2 animal friends for 11 years so far...pretty good bargain in my book. :)

[Lil Missy]

7. I spent $1900 last year just for a pooch surgery. And I knew he'd be deaf afterwards.

Ya know what is really silly? There was a horrible storm that night after his surgery, and I was so worried cause I know he hates storms.

He was deaf! Well duh!

[LeftyFingerPop]

9. The one with the ass problem has gone deaf...

I worry for her, but she has never escaped.

Also, she used to literally attack my boy dog whenever I sneezed...she just hated the sound. And she use to go nuts during storms and fireworks...at least these problems went away.

I am still sad she is deaf though.

[no name no slogan]

10. There's no way you're worth $1000. Your dog has a $500 ass at most.

:hide:

[LisaL]

Good point.

:rofl:

[LeftyFingerPop]

11. Zing!

:D

[no name no slogan]

13. Sorry man, the setup was too good

I'll go sit quietly in the corner now :dunce:

[LeftyFingerPop]

15. That's ok...

I probably would have typed the same thing if the opportunity presented itself. :P

[Blue-Jay]

12. I need to get a job as a dog-pimp.

[Skittles]

14. that's it

Blue-Jay rocket to the top of my list - yes INDEED

[LeftyFingerPop]

16. Kick his ass please.

Very disrespectful to my precious puppy.

[Blue-Jay]

17. I'm so sorry.

I really didn't mean to be disrespectful. If my little Bella was having medical problems, I'd be disconsolate. I just jumped on the subject line.

Best wishes to you and your puppy.

[LeftyFingerPop]

18. Oh jeez, I took no offense Blue Jay...

What kind of puppy is Bella?

[Blue-Jay]

19. Bella?

She's a Canadian Shit-hound.


EDIT: I just wanted to challenge Skittles to a wrestling match.

[Skittles]

22. is that dog wearing a tartan coat?

gawd Blue-Jay, you're just cruising for it tonight

[Skittles]

21. see, LFP - Blue-Jay thinking you were serious

double ass-kicking warranted :7

[LeftyFingerPop]

23. Do it!

[Blue-Jay]

24. *smooch*

[Orrex]

20. That's one expensive son of a bitch

[XemaSab]

25. My dog has a $500 tooth

Check that... HAD a $500 tooth.

It's in a plastic envelope on the shelf at the moment. x(

[old mark]

26. Our dog, too! We had just got our Bush era stimulus check,

spent it all on the vet bills for our dog's ass.
We had $50 left over, went and partioticly spent it.

Dog is now fine, except he WON'T go in the vet's building. He weighs about 115 pounds, and he just locked himself in place when we took him for his shots last fall and we could not move him. The vet came out to give Cory his shots and check up in the rain.
mark

[elleng]

27. That's a GOOD VET!

.

[old mark]

28. Yeah, we sent them a thank you card. They have been great

over the years, and we stick with them.

mark

[ScreamingMeemie]

29. Our cat's about to have a $1000 peeper...or lack of one.