Driver with beer in hand and one on roof of car arrested-pees pants-pees pants again in cop car

[underpants]

http://www.wtsp.com/news/watercooler/story.aspx?storyid=100879&catid=58

Very messy DUI

FORT PIERCE - According to tcpalm.com, a 50-year-old driver had a beer can on top of his pick-up truck and was drinking a cold Natural Ice when the St. Lucie County Sheriff's Deputy approached.

The situation for Johnnie Ed Roberts, who had bloodshot eyes and incoherent speech, likely did not improve late Wednesday when investigators noticed he'd urinated on himself while they spoke to him on North 27th Street.

A 911 caller earlier reported a black pick-up truck was "traveling the streets of Fort Pierce weaving all over the road" with a beer can perched on top of the cab.

Roberts was arrested on a DUI charge and urinated in the deputy's patrol vehicle on the ride to jail. At the jail, Roberts "urinated again all over himself."

Rather than blow into the breath test machine, Roberts tried to suck the air out and then stopped blowing.

[XemaSab]

1. He was drinking a Natty Ice? He should be arrested.

For bad taste. x(

(And I'm sure the deputy was happy. x( )

[underpants]

3. a poor alcoholic

why beer and not liquor? the mind of an alcoholic I guess

[DS1]

2. Hey man, you gotta let PBR breathe a little

ain't no harm giving it a drive

[underpants]

4. .

My brother told me a story about a guy at AA

My brother is recovering

this guy knew the DC beltway by heart. The exact number of exits.

His wife (at the time) didn't let him drink at home so he got a 12-pack and would just drive around the beltway until he got his high.

Sad but true.