"Did I leave my tilapia in your car?"

[trof]

My snowbird friend called with that question yesterday.
She lives in NH most of the year.
She and Miz t. had been grocery shopping together.

"Let me check."
I asked Miz t.
"No, I don't think so. I'll go look."
Nope, no stray tilapia in the car.

"Sorry Tish, no tilapia."
"I KNOW I bought some. We were going to have them for dinner tonight and I can't find them. Maybe I didn't get one of my grocery bags?"
"Yeah, that happens. Sorry."

Tish just called.
"I went over my grocery receipt and there's no tilapia listed. Then I remembered that I'd bought them in New Hampshire. Nevermind."
Us seniors are a hoot.
:rofl:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. It's a good thing that tilapia were not left in your car.

Coulda been stinky.

[trof]

8. Sure could have. We rarely drive that car.

Could have been weeks.
pew

[crim son]

2. A common mistake,

forgetting where you bought your tilapia. :rofl:

[Gormy Cuss]

3. Is this a sex thread?

:shrug:

[lizziegrace]

4. I do that now

and I don't have an AARP card yet. :scared:

Glad you didn't find the tilapia the hard way... Euwwwwwww.

[JitterbugPerfume]

5. I have never

misplaced my tilapia . Does it hurt?:hi:

[trof]

9. Was that an A. Conan Doyle book?

"Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Misplaced Tilapia"?
;-)

[Debi]

6. Worst pick-up line ever!

:rofl:

[Debi]

7. Worst pick-up line ever!

:rofl: