Lifeforms. Those tiny little lifeforms, Those precious little lifeforms...

[Deja Q]

Poll question: Lifeforms. Those tiny little lifeforms, Those precious little lifeforms...

What sort of precious little life form do you think is the most delicious?

[DarkPhenyx]

1. Cow! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, love me some cow.

Though cat does come in a very close second.

[Deja Q]

2. You wouldn't be Gordon Shumway, by any chance?

:D (ALF)

[DarkPhenyx]

5. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, *looking in mirror*

Mmmmmm, small nose, distinct lack of body fur. Nope, not him. :)

[Renew Deal]

3. Watch out. The PETA freaks are going to be pissed.

[Deja Q]

4. Plants are life forms as well. Should we not even eat anything?

Seriously though, if I had no consideration for PETA/vegans, I would have excluded the plant life and 'other' options.

Nice pic, though that's not the ideal way to protect food from spoiling...

[achtung_circus]

6. People Eating Tasty Animals

Beef

An examination of human dentition and digestive system leads only to the conclusion that we are meant to be (designed by God to be?) OMNIVOROUS.

[Deja Q]

7. "omnivorous" - I love that term!

We'll eat anything.

So the Pattersons are sitting at the dinner table:

MR PATTERSON: "Honey, would you pass me a piece of the prime radiator?"

MRS PATTERSON: "Sure, would you like ketchup with that?"

MR PATTERSON: "No, just the empty plastic bottle is fine with me."

LITTLE JOHNNY: "I can't wait to see what it looks like 18 hours from now!!!"

</surreal>

[Thor_MN]

8. Give me a segment of muscle tissue from an immature castrated bull

Or just a nice juicy steak.

Who says that semantics mean nothing?