Michael Jackson feels like a kid again.

[Swede]

He's extended his tour.

http://www.metro.co.uk/metrolife/music/article.html?Michael_Jackson_extends_tour_dates&in_article_id=578977&in_page_id=25

[TK421]

1. I'm wrong for saying this, but just take "like" out of that subject line, and....

[Drunken Irishman]

2. Replace like with up.

[TK421]

4. that too!

:spray:

[Roon]

6. How do you know it's bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand is on the little hand.

[TK421]

7. c..cant breathe

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[rug]

3. The power of the preposition.

[Swede]

8. preposterous

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

5. Gloria Allred was in the news yesterday, re: Octomom.

I couldn't quite place the name "Gloria Allred" so I looked her up on wiki and came across this little gem:

"Allred is also known for her criticism of pop singer Michael Jackson. After watching media coverage of the Berlin event with Michael Jackson, she wrote a letter to California's Child Protective Services, asking for an investigation into the safety of Jackson's children. She also spoke on CNN about the subject. Child Protective Services does not make their investigations public, so it is not known whether any action was taken as a result of Allred's letter. When a reporter asked Jackson what he thought of Allred's complaints, he remarked 'Ah, tell her to go to hell.'"