I Just Saw Aliens Take My Neighbor Away...

[SPKrazy]

they drove off in an AMC Gremlin...

and they were doing something strange to his eyes...


I also saw the mother ship overhead shining a light all around and the stop sign was moving back and forth like they do in hurricanes

[krispos42]

1. Do you feel any strange compulsions to visit Wyoming?

What's your reaction to mashed potatoes?


Got any unusual sunburn?

[SPKrazy]

7. No

been to Wyoming many many many times

no compulsions at all to visit :P

[Jamastiene]

2. Don'cha hate it when that happens?

:P

[SPKrazy]

9. nah, its really kind of interesting

except for the sunburn

[HopeHoops]

3. Is this a problem?

I mean, if you didn't LIKE those neighbors, this could be a good thing!

[SPKrazy]

10. it makes no difference to me

they were useless toads anyway :P

[no name no slogan]

4. Are you sure it wasn't your neighbor (the INS agent) taking aliens away?

[SPKrazy]

11. unless the INS uses AMC Gremlins, no

:rofl:

[Orrex]

5. It was just a flare tied to a balloon

[SPKrazy]

13. no, the flare popped the balloon

this was something else

[Career Prole]

6. AMC Gremlin, you say?

Holy shit...it's The Rapture! Go get her stuff!

[SPKrazy]

14. The Rapture happened already

we are in the tribulation times

[Career Prole]

21. Nah.

I just called and checked. My mother-in-law's still here.
You had me going for a second there! :D

[SPKrazy]

22. no really

only a few people in some third world countries were taken :D

[Career Prole]

27. Oh, no.

She only ordered enough "End Times" freeze-dried food for us, because she figgered on manna or angel-food cake or whatever it is they eat up there instead of Left Behind powdered eggs.
Sure glad she doesn't own any guns...she's gonna be some pissed!
:hide:

[NOW tense]

8. I thought I saw a UFO once

I tried to signal it with a flashlight for hours. It turned out to be Venus.



Just Kidding.

[SPKrazy]

15. It flashed back

how wasted were you :rofl:

[NOW tense]

20. I made it up

I thought it would be funny.
The closest thing to a UFO that I have seen is a meteor that went over my house when I lived in the Mountains. It lit up the living room and when I looked out it was a giant fire ball in the sky that streaked over the mountains.

[SPKrazy]

24. It was aliens now tense

there are no meteors like that, you were given disinformation I'm afraid... my work with the NSA has given me a lot of information about what REALLY happens in the world. You'd be amazed at who all are aliens....


she's almost too obvious dontcha think though?

[skygazer]

12. They always drive Gremlins

That's a dead giveaway.

[SPKrazy]

17. I know you are right

I'm used to it, except the missing 9 seconds always bothers me

[Gormy Cuss]

16. Are you jealous?

:P

[SPKrazy]

18. No I've had my probes several times

not wanting that again, set for May 1 though

[surrealAmerican]

19. You expect us to believe this?

An AMC Gremlin that's not an anonymous looking pile of rust? I don't think that could happen.

[SPKrazy]

23. you can choose to believe or not

me, I believe and saw this happen with my own eyes...

[Xipe Totec]

25. Did the UFO fleet look like this?

[SPKrazy]

26. no, more like this

[Xipe Totec]

28. Clearly, an advanced civilization

and by advanced, I mean not very.

And by civilization, I mean let's find their planet and take it; it should be a cake walk.